F3: HIT
H3: HIT
H4: MISS
G2: MISS
L2: MISS
H2: MISS
K9: WOOF (Dog speak for MISS)
Artois streaks ahead by 4 points over 80's Seagull, both of them taking advantage of Lord Cornwallis being on a plane to Amsterdam, who will probably be too stoned to carry on participating anyway, once he's arrived.