Let's make a story!

[The screamer]

which flew all the was to selhurst where it was put on ebay for £34, the most money crydon has ever seen

 

[Glees]

the local inbred/palace fan then took this 34 pounds + 2.99 P+P and bought himself a pitbull

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

Which he proceded to suck of hourly

 

[Stoo82]

The newley empty pitbull was so popular in Croydon they made it their King.

 

[Deanbha]

The pitbull then joined big brother, and was then caught on camera doing that Niki up the shitter, while she shouts ''who is she !''

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

The pitbull then joined big brother, and was then caught on camera doing that Niki up the shitter, while she shouts ''who is she !''

She fell pregnant from the pittbull

 

[KNC]

.......only to find it was fixtures

 

[sydney]

but the pitbull ate fixtures and went on a rampage through the selhurst boardroom.

 

[Gav1901]

Whilst Vulture was being done up the ass by a kangaroo

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

As this was all happening, JK Rowling was furiously taking notes..She had the seed of an idea for the latest harry Potter book

 

[Hampden Park]

but her ink ran o

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

so she started to jack off the pitbull and used his seaman as ink

 

[Hampden Park]

then ended up licking the page dry

 

[Glees]

then the pitbull licked her dry but she just got wetter

 

[matthew]

until suddenly...

 

[vulture]

nf9 appeared dressed as a c u nt and was taken from behind by first gav1901 then feedsandaza

 

[Stoo82]

and also I believe from Gavstavo Poyet from another forum.