Let's be honest here.....

[Gazwag]

We were crap today but we won 3 points and Knocky didn't get a yellow card. Job done.

 

[Easy 10]

Okay the result was right, but this was another lacklustre performance and our league position doesn't reflect the negative tactics of the manager. Despite all the upbeat language, I really wonder if we are a club cheerily targeting another play off disappointment - the summer signings would certainly reflect this. We have the fabric of a side seeking moderate success as opposed to one 'really going for it'. Personally, I'm dismayed by Tony Bloom's apathy towards Premier League status - recent investment would certainly endorse this. Norwood, Sidwell, Skalak, Duffy and Baldock are League 1 thoroughbreds, but alongside the marquee signings at Newcastle, Norwich et al, none are promotion material or the 'wow' players required for a sustained attack on automatic promotion. This is the first season I have felt compelled to withdraw my season ticket but I will hang in there just a bit longer in the hope Bloom, Barber etc see sense and really deliver the success our fans so deserve.

You're either on a massive fishing trip, or you're a monumental dickhead.

Actually, in either instance, you're a dickhead. Sorry.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Brilliant post. You have managed to get your obvious wind up treated seriously by others.

 

[GooGull]

Not playing well but taking another 3 points towards automatic promotion, that will do me...

 

[Dick Head]

No mention of AK then

He is shit. I expect to be relegated.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

You're either on a massive fishing trip, or you're a monumental dickhead.

Actually, in either instance, you're a dickhead. Sorry.

The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

 

[Silkster365]

Gave up my season ticket after 17 years at the start of this season and have to say have not missed it one bit


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[Easy 10]

The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

I bow to your GENIUS in starting such a witty ironic thread then. It was hilarious, can't wait for the next one. Do keep it up.

 

[Yes Chef]

The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

Ah, it's a comedy

 

[neilbard]

Keep off the crack m8

 

[LamieRobertson]

Well said.

Which bit

 

[Cheshire Cat]

No - he is right - we are complete sh!t. The table doesn't lie. We are only just above the relegation zone (by some 20 or so places).

 

[stss30]

Don't feed the troll

 

[Codner's Wallop]

I bow to your GENIUS in starting such a witty ironic thread then. It was hilarious, can't wait for the next one. Do keep it up.

Thanks for your utterly joyless response. I wasn't looking to be GENIUS (why the CAPS?), witty or hilarious. Having trawled through so many moronic responses to previous victories I thought I'd get in there first. Yes it's a parody but I'll try harder next time to appease the precious bores like you.

 

[Dick Head]

I think our future looks bleak and I've never felt so dejected.

 

[Medwayseagull]

People need to realise irony doesn't work very well on this board.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

This is trawler fishing as opposed to the usual line variety. Big nets and all. Daft to bite but he got a fair catch.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

People need to realise irony doesn't work very well on this board.

Christ I thought it was so blinking obvious......but perhaps I need to.....spell....it....out.......in.......the.......future............

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Thanks for your utterly joyless response. I wasn't looking to be GENIUS (why the CAPS?), witty or hilarious. Having trawled through so many moronic responses to previous victories I thought I'd get in there first. Yes it's a parody but I'll try harder next time to appease the precious bores like you.

To be fair it was well crafted to push all the appropriate buttons and 4/5 pages in it seems you have achieved the desired result. Btw there is only one true GENIUS

 

[Dick Head]

Christ I thought it was so blinking obvious......but perhaps I need to.....spell....it....out.......in.......the.......future............

Are you rowing back from your fishing trip?