Lessons you just never learn

[Barrel of Fun]

Agreed Danny. I was in the back of an army truck when someone got pepper sprayed (and proceeded to wet himself ). All quite exciting being arrested in South America until the pepper spray saga and the realism of the whole arrest/potential prison situation. My throat was sore for a few days. (Not from any sort of abuse from a fellow captive, I might add).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've been next to someone who got pepper sprayed (no, honestly - not me). Tell ya what, even though I was a good 6-7 feet away and got away pronto, my throat was BURNING for hours afterwards. Would not like to get that stuff full on in the face.

Mean, isn't it I've got it all over my hands from struggling with someone who'd been sprayed, and just when you think it's gone, you start to sweat or get your skin wet somehow, and it all comes back again.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am seeing a whole new side to NSC tonight...well I say "seeing", it's all a bit blurred still...but you know what I mean.

I hope you haven't seen anything!? That must come under the FIA or something. I hope the Argus are not reading this. You will be all over the papers tomorrow.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mean, isn't it I've got it all over my hands from struggling with someone who'd been sprayed, and just when you think it's gone, you start to sweat or get your skin wet somehow, and it all comes back again.

Have you guys been issued with tazers yet!? Now they look proper nawty!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Have you guys been issued with tazers yet!? Now they look proper nawty!

Um, they are in limited use within Sussex, yes, for authorised firearms officers only though...

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Never pass up the chance to take a piss

and never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time

 

[Superphil]

Four times so far this evening, I've gone to rub my eyes, itching as they are due to it being prime hay fever season, only to remember too late about the chillies I chopped for dinner earlier.

The burning sensation in my eyeballs is really quite something

I have tried scrubbing the hand in question, but to no avail. The question is, how many times will I do this tonight before I finally learn? At what point does my brain recognise this repeated error and correct it?

Phils culinary tip of the day:

Before chopping chillis, rub olive oil into your hands, then after chopping the chillis, wash your hands in hot water and soap. The oil acts as a barrier, preventing the chilli binding to your skin.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Um, they are in limited use within Sussex, yes, for authorised firearms officers only though...

Which I assume you are? I don't think I have seen a police officer in Gatwick without a weapon?

Did they ever recover that one that went missing in a petrol station (?)?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Which I assume you are? I don't think I have seen a police officer in Gatwick without a weapon?

Did they ever recover that one that went missing in a petrol station (?)?

They do have unarmed officers at Gatwick, alongside the armed ones.

Don't know about the petrol station, are you thinking of the Met officer who left her handgun in a public toilet? Hmmm, I think there was a taser went missing in Sussex at some point, but not entirely sure what happened there, or if it was recovered.

Anyway...Phil: cheers for the tip

 

[vegster]

Ooooh. Done that a few times in my rugby days.

On a different note, that Mint and Tea Tree (Natural Shower Gel?) is a 'refreshing' experience.

Indeed, a surprisingly different experience at first.... I have to wait till Sainsburys have it on BOGOFF now and load up.

I would be carefull about flicking yer bean for at least 24 hours Edna just to be on the safe side .

 

[Giraffe]

Going to pre season friendlies expecting something great having been deprived of football for a couple of months and then after ten minutes remembering why for the last twenty seasons you have vowed never to go to a friendly again!!

 

[vegster]

Agreed Danny. I was in the back of an army truck when someone got pepper sprayed (and proceeded to wet himself ). All quite exciting being arrested in South America until the pepper spray saga and the realism of the whole arrest/potential prison situation. My throat was sore for a few days. (Not from any sort of abuse from a fellow captive, I might add).

gosh, you public schoolboys and your Gap years eh ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Just moved house, to a seventeenth century cottage. Its lovely, my dream home, with creaky old beams everywhere and that. But the doors are only about 5'5'' high, whilst I'm 6'2''. I'm suffering a painful lesson everytime I move rooms, but I'm still not learning...

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Edna, you've fooled no one here and it won't fool your Sarge either.

Rubbing those chillies in to make your eyes red just so you can go sick on saturday, it just won't work.

Have you no shame?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Put some gloves on yer daft bint !!

 

[OzMike]

Mixing my drinks on a Friday night session, always makes hangover on Saturday x 3 as bad.

 

[Sir Sarcy]

Rubbed Fiery Jack onto my thigh once only to then wear boxer shorts and for my little man to fall the wrong side of the divide.

Tried to man it out but after 10 minutes had to go and wash myself in the bathrom. Returned to find my mum laughing her arse off after my brother had explained my urgency and stupid walk.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Edna, you've fooled no one here and it won't fool your Sarge either.

Rubbing those chillies in to make your eyes red just so you can go sick on saturday, it just won't work.

Have you no shame?

Arse, I hadn't thought of that *slaps forehead*

Conjunctivitis would have been perfect: easy to fake AND sufficiently contagious to require a short spell out of the office.

If only I'd read this six hours ago.