Leonardo Ulloa

[Mackenzie]

He's going to sign!

 

[basque seagull]

Aaaahaaaam (clears throat)
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would just like to thank my fellow Northstandchaters for the 999 mostly dross posts leading up to my triumphant 1000th reply.
If Leonardo reads this thread he will surely be blown away by the sheer wit and verbal dexterity of my many musings of this transfer saga, and will be packing his bags as quickly as possible to join us, a club represented by such brilliant and intellectual fans like myself.

Eh?

What do you mean he's joined Granada?

Made me laugh.......

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That's an 'a'.

 

[Albumen]

I got called a dick for asking the same question.

EMBARRASSING

He's only just been in Spain for 5 years this month. Isn't that right? It was mentioned earlier.

 

[Albumen]

Presumably someone's done this already

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A?.

 

[The Wookiee]

Hope we can aFORD him !!

 

[Bakero]

That's an 'a'.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He may or may not have signed, but he is THE Saviour.

Heaven forbid we languish in upper midtable of such a competitive league. If he doesn't score within the first five minutes of his eventual debut, I am going to mark that moment as the death of our foray with Poyet.

As it is, I am entirely disappointed with the club and Bloom. To pin all hopes on one guapo with no plan b, I am upset and appalled. Blackburn can sign strikers. Why can't we?

 

[Reinelt12]

I got called a dick for asking the same question.

EMBARRASSING

So Barber should have rung up the Spanish Authorities in September of last year and demanded that a player for Almeria in Spain gets his passport by January just in case Ulloa still wants to come and Almeria still want to sell?

You are right, I am embarrassed...

 

[portslade seagull]

i think we should be scoreing more goals then we are with the players we got and we need a jason roberts type or player upfront

Agree with that Mark and Roberts would be a great signing

 

[brightonmark1234]

Agree with that Mark and Roberts would be a great signing

i dont think we would get jason roberts thou

 

[phoenix]

I was told, he's been lost in Transit!!

 

[The Wookiee]

I was told, he's been lost in Transit!!

 

[Hyperion]

He must prefer all that time in dat sun

 

[Bladders]

He 's definately the E-Type of player we're looking for

 

[upthealbion1970]

He 's definately the E-Type of player we're looking for

Roy of the ROVERs stuff isn't it

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Made me laugh.......

Why thank you sir.
And in celebration of your approval I have composed a short speech.
Aaaaaahaaaaam
Unaccustomed as I am to pu.............................................................
Note from moderators:-
Rowley Birkin Q.C (deceased) has been banned for 1 month.

 

[sydney]

I thought you said you were moving on?

To answer your question, yes, I'm his agent, and everything's fine - his passport is in the post and he'll be unveiled in Brighton colours within the next 2 weeks.

and if he's not i can hunt you down and spank you ....yes....!! cheeky twatt..!!

 

[SeagullinExile]

I'm a JCL. Is it always like this?

Get out while you can my friend..get out while you can.