Leon Knight

[Guinness Boy]

Marty, Joel and Shabba have 36 apples, 23 oranges and 9 mangoes. They need to divide them equally between them but Marty doesn't like oranges and Shabba has a mango allergy on Tuesdays. If it's Wednesday and they have a sharp knife why are you such a cockjuggliing thunder****?

 

[Bozza]

What would he like to do when he grows up?

 

[Simster]

Blimey. Not sure which set of supporters are more creative with their questions.

I think Brighton's are edging it, as there isn't as much profanity

You should have seen the thread a couple of years ago when Leon Knight signed up and started posting on here (with his mate, Nile Ranger). I can't be arsed to search for it but it was an absolutely massive thread. Even bigger than his ego.

 

[Kazenga <3]

What's the strangest place you've ever bashed one out?

 

[Icy Gull]

Swansea forum

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/118645/leon-knight/#30

First reply sums it up

I think they are confusing him with Trolley at Burnley?

"Why did he get chucked off the coach in middle of an away trip with Brighton?"

 

[Hillian1]

Leon, do you ever regret giving up your acting career to become a footballer.

 

[TSB]

Did you or did you not get a little too excited during our play-off win?

 

[Puppet Master]

You should have seen the thread a couple of years ago when Leon Knight signed up and started posting on here (with his mate, Nile Ranger). I can't be arsed to search for it but it was an absolutely massive thread. Even bigger than his ego.

Nile Ranger too? Is that for real?

 

[TSB]

Kate McCann: Would you?

 

[Simster]

Nile Ranger too? Is that for real?

Yep, when [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] asked for authentication, he sent Bozza a pic of himself and Nile Ranger in an internet café.

 

[Buzzer]

Would he rather watch his parents have nookie every day for the rest of his life or join in just once and stop from ever having to see it again?

 

[Icy Gull]

Has the OP seen the video of Leon all coked up running around his front room commentating on his goals?

 

[BBassic]

Leon, have you been to the New Forest recently?

 

[MattBackHome]

Has the OP seen the video of Leon all coked up running around his front room commentating on his goals?

I'd forgotten about that

 

[Guinness Boy]

Leon, have you been to the New Forest recently?

I don't know why but that really made me laugh

 

[Benson]

Leon, Jimmy Saville or Rolf Harris?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Was Mark McGhee your all time favourite manager?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

So Leon, how does it feel to sign for your 347th club ?

 

[StonehamPark]

Rather than ask him a question. Just tell him flat-out that no one likes him.
I genuinely think he is completely oblivious.

 

[Dunk]

Does he wish he could go on all the rides at Thorpe Park, or are the teacups sufficient?