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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Things you have done as a youth-

When aged about 18 or 19,me and several mates decided to stage a roadside fight,near the cement works near Shoreham.

We parked our cars roadside one Friday/Saturday evening,left the headlights on,then proceeded to pretend to kick the :shit: out of each other.

What amazes me to this day is that some bloke turned his car around and came back to ask if we were alright?

Plain stupidity.

Any other reckless stupidity among us?
 




Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
At a gig, having got an upstairs ticket (as all downstairs tickets had sold out), jumping from the balcony at the Brighton Centre to join my mates in the downstairs area.
 


Deanbha

Well-known member
Mar 27, 2008
2,324
Living in the real world.
When i was 15 we used to box down by Hove museum. As we got used to the pain we went bare knuckle. I used to have to use my mum's make-up to hide my bruises, until my dad caught me and wondered if i had something to tell him!
 


DarrenFreemansPerm

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sep 28, 2010
17,446
Shoreham
For no apparent reason me and a mate spent half hour driving erratically around Brighton in his bashed up Ford Escort, whilst wearing full IRA style balaclavas. The police came to our houses and gave us a bollocking :(
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
At a gig, having got an upstairs ticket (as all downstairs tickets had sold out), jumping from the balcony at the Brighton Centre to join my mates in the downstairs area.

Roughly speaking how high is that?
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
When i was 15 we used to box down by Hove museum. As we got used to the pain we went bare knuckle. I used to have to use my mum's make-up to hide my bruises, until my dad caught me and wondered if i had something to tell him!

:lol::lol:
 


tgretton87

Shoreham Beach Seagull#2
Jul 30, 2011
691
Went to a farmers field and rolled his hay bails down a field in Upper Beeding.Me and 2 of my mates we were only 7. The farmer caught us and pointed a shotgun at the three of us and said if we trespassed on his land again he would shoot our hands off.

Suffice to say we never went into that field again. To reiterate I was only seven and told my Dad who said well you shouldnt have been touching his Hay. Thanks for the support there Dad.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
For no apparent reason me and a mate spent half hour driving erratically around Brighton in his bashed up Ford Escort, whilst wearing full IRA style balaclavas. The police came to our houses and gave us a bollocking :(

Nutters:D
 






Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
Mixing the colours of my pens in primary school!

You rebel!

Which reminds me:

I once had an extra mug of Horlicks before bed time.
 


jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
Went to a farmers field and rolled his hay bails down a field in Upper Beeding.Me and 2 of my mates we were only 7. The farmer caught us and pointed a shotgun at the three of us and said if we trespassed on his land again he would shoot our hands off.

Suffice to say we never went into that field again. To reiterate I was only seven and told my Dad who said well you shouldnt have been touching his Hay. Thanks for the support there Dad.

Its called tough love, I'll bet you didn't feel the need to LOOT a sports shop for some new trainers from then onwards.... :thumbsup:
 
















Arthritic Toe

Well-known member
Nov 25, 2005
2,486
Swindon
Not entirely legal either, but the stupidest thing I've ever done and still haunts me to this day...
Living near the railway line, we used to cross the line (not at a crossing). We all knew which was the live rail and so carefully stepped over it. One day there was a kid with us who didn't know. None of our group said anything - we just assumed he knew too. He jumped up on to the live rail and jumped off again. If he had bridged the live rail and the running rail he would have been dead.
 


e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
When i was 15 we used to box down by Hove museum. As we got used to the pain we went bare knuckle. I used to have to use my mum's make-up to hide my bruises, until my dad caught me and wondered if i had something to tell him!

'son, are you a transvestite'
'no, just taking part in bare knuckle boxing'
'well that's ok then'
 




JJB

New member
Mar 16, 2011
899
New Forest
going out, purely with the purpose of smashing other blokes birds in. Needless to say I got myself into some sticky situations.
 


D

Deleted User X18H

Guest
Not entirely legal either, but the stupidest thing I've ever done and still haunts me to this day...
Living near the railway line, we used to cross the line (not at a crossing). We all knew which was the live rail and so carefully stepped over it. One day there was a kid with us who didn't know. None of our group said anything - we just assumed he knew too. He jumped up on to the live rail and jumped off again. If he had bridged the live rail and the running rail he would have been dead.
I thought if both feet didn't touch the rail at the same time you'd create a circuit and that would be it. It must have been bloody lucky for your friend to put both feet on the 3rd rail at the same time very bloody lucky.
 


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