Leeds United Player Poohed on the Pitch!!

[WATFORD zero]

I must know you papajaff - i was playing in that match !

 

[trueblue]

It happened once to Gary Lineker in an England game.. Stuart Pearce once told the story...

 

[leelee]

Blimey - it must have been some spectacular incident if it was so memorable that you still remember it!!

 

[papajaff]

I must know you papajaff - i was playing in that match !

The Factors match or the Windsor match??

 

[WATFORD zero]

Factors but i have been known to put in the odd appearance for Windsor, KTM, FMT, Sussex County Rangers, Grenadier, Amex, and one or two others

 

[Spiros]

Oddly enough this is quite a regular occurrence.
My teammate Chris went up for a header and as he landed, promptly poohed himself. Brighton League circa 1994 playing for International Factors. He substituted himself.
Also, our linesman Steve (ex landlord of the Winsdor) shat himself whilst running the line for Windsor FC. Game was held up for 10 minutes.
It ain't funny.....................much.

From what I remember of the Int Factors game, Chris had been heavily on the piss the night before. Some might say that given the way he usually walked you wouldn't have known until he let on (especially as I think we played in black shorts at the time).

I must know you - also Watford Zero, as around that time I also played for KTM/FMT on a Sunday

 

[WATFORD zero]

Well i was back four - where did you play ?

 

[Spiros]

Usually full back, occasionally goalie (though full time there for a couple of seasons). Did you work at IFL?

 

[WATFORD zero]

I seem to remember your speciality was clearing the changing room on a sunday morning. I played full back and central defender, but wasn't quite as tall as hughie or mac (and i worked with your sister)

so that's me and you sorted - who is papajaff ?

 

[withdeanwombat]

Scenes like this are truly shitty
But do we feel any pity?
After all - and just a guess he
Thought that he was Lionel Messi.

 

[Spiros]

I seem to remember your speciality was clearing the changing room on a sunday morning. I played full back and central defender, but wasn't quite as tall as hughie or mac (and i worked with your sister)

so that's me and you sorted - who is papajaff ?

Or so you may think - as I don't have a sister! In my keeping days I was in goal on a Saturday for IFL but full back on a Sunday for FMT. And I certainly wasn't good enough to clear the changing room - there were many far better than me at that!

 

[WATFORD zero]

Did you win us a penalty in a cup final ?

 

[papajaff]

Papajaff is Mac. Think we need to PM each other.............

 

[Braders]

he shat himself at the thought of possibly having to play us next..

 

[Hiney]

A mate of mine a few years ago got very PISSED on a Saturday night and as part of a hilarious 'challenge', ate a BAR of laxative chocolate.

he played football the next day and after lunging into a tackle, realised his arse had ERUPTED.

One of the funniest things I have EVER EVER seen

Ray Whiting - HERO

 

[Best Foot Forward]

I must know you papajaff - i was playing in that match !

So was I (Winsdor team).

 

[papajaff]

So was I (Winsdor team).

It was at Magham Down north of Eastbourne. Steve was the linesman and walked off clutching his trousers.
The referee was in disbelief.

 

[leelee]

It was at Magham Down north of Eastbourne. Steve was the linesman and walked off clutching his trousers.
The referee was in disbelief.

you mean he wasn't in kit? !!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It was at Magham Down north of Eastbourne. Steve was the linesman and walked off clutching his trousers.
The referee was in disbelief.

Was there a spontaneous chant of 'you dont know what you're pooing'?

 

[Hiney]

"You've shit, and you know you have"