Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
Lols
The Palace debacle is still very funny - their inability to have any style or to create any form of identity is fantastic. They just get dragged back to dinasaur football in a ramshackle hut of a ground with owners only interested in earning from them. There's no escape, like one of those horror films when regardless of which escape route you try, you return to the haunted house and certain death.I mean, this is funny, in the sense that it's a further humiliation and a further blow the ridiculous sense of exceptionalism that runs through their fan base.
But there is a part of me that's thinking about the situation with Hodgson and Palace. Oh how we laughed, until they cruised to the wins they needed for safety
To quote David Mitchell's immortal Sky Sports 4 sketch Making them both seem normal sized...Imagine next year if massive go up and massive go down. Massive V Massive. Is the world ready for two such massive clubs in the same league.
No deal. You'd have to pay me to take him.Free Fat Sam
Really would be a win-win if they went downFireman Sam to rescue their season
They've already ordered extra balls to replace the ones that will go over stand.Fireman Sam to rescue their season
Just in case anyone had the merest smidgen of doubt, this would confirm that they have completely lost the plot
Or do we gamble all on glory and ask for them to beat Newcastle instead?alright
if we beat Everton they have to beat spurs! deal?
Or, if they are already relegated by then and play with no care – and win – against Spuds. That would be marvellous...Yes in reality it would be good if they still had a chance of survival on the last day.