Leeds owner Cellino coming to the Amex on Tuesday

[Hamilton]

I was thinking more "Calderon's Dad":

A little while later, see a senorita,
She’s caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye, We Are Leeds."

Calde's Dad. Of course.

 

[Grombleton]

Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not him.

 

[Driver8]

Has the Football league ever turned anyone down based on the "fit and proper" persons test" ?

Don't think so. Haven't they passed someone who didn't even exist?

 

[spring hall convert]

Have Leeds hit the Cellino?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I was thinking more "Calderon's Dad":

A little while later, see a senorita,
She’s caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye, We Are Leeds."

"She's deeaaaad"

"She's not dead"

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

We shouldn't rush to judgment. Sometimes the complaints will be false.

 

[Grombleton]

In all seriousness, this is an interesting position for the FA to be in. Cellino doesn't live by "The Rules" you know, and if there's one person who has influenced him in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system then it's Ian Botham.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Leeds' team-talk on Tuesday night.

“I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steel-ed blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.”

 

[mrhairy]

Y. Y. Y yy. Yy. Hype,

 

[lawros left foot]

Has the Football league ever turned anyone down based on the "fit and proper" persons test" ?

Fred West, Ian Brady, Peter Sutcliffe,and Roy Whitting, but only because they were skint

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Has the Football league ever turned anyone down based on the "fit and proper" persons test" ?

Has he passed his fit and proper persons test?

He gives the tests.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Has he passed his fit and proper persons test?

He gives the tests.

Brilliant

"Sammy you old slag, how's the wife? She left you yet?

<pause>

"She's left him"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...

 

[Dan Aitch]

Oh, what a feelin', when you're dancin' on Cellino.

Sorry.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

When he gives you the sack
And the next day you're back
That's Cellino

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

I thought that was a picture of Franki Worthingtonio

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Brilliant

"Sammy you old slag, how's the wife? She left you yet?

<pause>

"She's left him"

I said, “If the FA try and come here and interfere, they've got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Hodgson's people, but I'm the head of this family. You’re not going to fiddle with my children. I am, if anyone does."

 

[Pavilionaire]

When he gives you the sack
And the next day you're back
That's Cellino

When your contracts been torn
up by the King Of Corn
That's Cellino!

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Cellino> "Brian, I'm going to have to let you go.
<McDermott> "What? Why?"
<Cellino> "Why? Stealing. Thieving"
<McDermott> "What am I meant to have stolen?"
<Cellino> "Post-it notes."

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I think they'll work well together. Cellino's more character based, and McDermott's more of a gag man.