LEAST impressive celebrity you've met.

[fork me]

They have to be unimpressive, but people should have heard of them!

Here's my two for starters:

Clive Dunn (of "Grandad" and "Dad's Army" fame)


Ted Rogers (from 3-2-1)

 

[clapham_gull]

Billy Dainty ( now that will split the boys from the men )
John Inman
Little and Large
Jeremy Beadle
Ray Alan and Lord Charles
Matthew Kelly

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Dicky Davis. Accosted me , a mere 8 year old, in the Dome toilets in 1965. Threatened me that if I misbehaved again, then I would never ever work in television again. True and total fact. The bastard, I never ever worked in television again.

TNBA

TTF

 

[brighton terra]

The Krankies on holiday in Dartmouth!

 

[Stoo82]

Preston keeps comming into the store I work in.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Gordon of 'Gordon Is A Moron' / Jilted John fame at a Smirks gig in Manchester. His real name was Bernard.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Sadly, Liam Brady

 

[Giraffe]

Isla St Clair, former lady host on generation game.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Danny Shittu's Cousin

 

[Scotty Mac]

nasty nick from eastenders - he was a total GEEZER though

 

[DT Withdean]

Sadly, Liam Brady

Others connected with the Albion have said exactly that. Arrogant and rude.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Lionel Blair

 

[Biscuit]

In my line of work I get to meet quite a few z list celebs. Least impressive is Gareth Malone, although last week I directed a shoot with George and Larry Lamb.

 

[Giraffe]

And Bernard Cribbins and Adam Woodyat

 

[Safeway]

Peter Ward.

 

[seagullondon]

Leon Knight!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Others connected with the Albion have said exactly that. Arrogant and rude.

I played Blackjack next to him at the now defunct Hove Sporting Club years ago. He kept giving me stick for getting the cards he needed. When I mentioned the Albion he said he didn't want to talk about all that shit (he was still manager)He was shouting when he was winning and really shouting when he was losing. He made a disgusting remark to a female croupier and was asked to tone it down and just like the way he looked and spoke to Jon Lees at Canvey he had a go at a pit boss.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

nasty nick from eastenders - he was a total GEEZER though

Saw him getting out of his car in 1st Avenue (Hoveside) last year. He looked well - & funnily enuff he didn't receive even one hiss or handbagging from the local Blue-Rinsers. How things change eh? Still, time's such a great healer...

 

[Dave the OAP]

chris eubank

 

[Tomnorthi]

Barry and Paul Chuckle.