[Football] Le Petite S*****house, - again

[lawros left foot]

So, it appears that Neil Maupay is on a mission to wind-up every opposition player who he comes into contact with.
After Maddison last week he has now upset serial philanderer Kyle Walker. Allegedly making comments about the man’s children( it’s not clear whether it was Walkers ‘official’ children or his ‘other’ kids) Walker was meant to have told the referee he was going to knock Maupay out.

This was all discovered by a lip reader.

Personally, I love Neil and think that Walker deserves every insult he gets.

So, where do you stand, Maupay has a point, or Walkers kids are off limits?


I’m surprised there is no other thread on this, unless I’ve missed it, if I have, apologies.

 

[A1X]

If Walker cared that much about his own kids he wouldn’t be a serial philanderer

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

I think Madison got it right about Maupay. If he is also making comments about Walker’s kids then he is a scumbag as well as a bit of a crap footballer. Sorry, I don’t enjoy chavvy footballer behaviour. On a separate note Maupay was 100% correct in protecting his goalkeeper last night from repeated Man City attempts to block him from corners.

 

[Stat Brother]

If Walker cared that much about his own kids he wouldn’t be a serial philanderer

He needs these

 

[Brok]

Neal Maupay

 

[Van Cleef]

I've noticed a massive ramp up in Neals shousery levels since he returned to Brentford. Perhaps that was his happy place all along.

 

[BNthree]

Maups is hilarious and love seeing him wind up the whole of the Premier League. Walker is a twat anyway.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

If Walker cared that much about his own kids he wouldn’t be a serial philanderer

What’s it like being perfect?

 

[Triggaaar]

I think Madison got it right about Maupay. If he is also making comments about Walker’s kids then he is a scumbag

So you think Maupay is worse that than Walker, who has a wife and kids, and also a secret girlfriend with another set of kids. Each to their own.

as well as a bit of a crap footballer

So shit he plays in the hardest league in the world, and scored against the best team in the world yesterday. Wish I was that shit.

Team Maupay.

 

[Littlemo]

What’s it like being perfect?

It’s a bit of a low bar if you consider not being a serial philanderer as being perfect.

 

[studio150]

What's Walker going to do, if the next crowd all ask him who has fathered more children, Walker or Boris Johnson, walk off the field because it's not fair.

Anyway isn't the saying - sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

So, it appears that Neil Maupay is on a mission to wind-up every opposition player who he comes into contact with.
After Maddison last week he has now upset serial philanderer Kyle Walker. Allegedly making comments about the man’s children( it’s not clear whether it was Walkers ‘official’ children or his ‘other’ kids) Walker was meant to have told the referee he was going to knock Maupay out.

This was all discovered by a lip reader.

Personally, I love Neil and think that Walker deserves every insult he gets.

So, where do you stand, Maupay has a point, or Walkers kids are off limits?


I’m surprised there is no other thread on this, unless I’ve missed it, if I have, apologies.

Walker is fair game. Shame, because he's a sublime player.

"Do your other kids know you're here"?

I'm sure Maupay didn't say anything bad about Walker's kids, rather his feckless ways.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I think Madison got it right about Maupay. If he is also making comments about Walker’s kids then he is a scumbag as well as a bit of a crap footballer. Sorry, I don’t enjoy chavvy footballer behaviour. On a separate note Maupay was 100% correct in protecting his goalkeeper last night from repeated Man City attempts to block him from corners.

Comments about his kids? Like 'your kids have a shit dad'? Not really a comment about the kids, is it?

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

So you think Maupay is worse that than Walker, who has a wife and kids, and also a secret girlfriend with another set of kids. Each to their own.




So shit he plays in the hardest league in the world, and scored against the best team in the world yesterday. Wish I was that shit.

Team Maupay.

If you condone bringing someone’s kids into an argument about football then I guess you are Team Maupay. Bit of a tacky team. I don’t feel the need to weigh up the relative merits of Maupay and Walker’s behaviour. It is possible for a grown up to not think much of either. And yes he is a bit shit in the league he is playing in.

 

[Bodian]

Lip-readers.... Like Bellingham, no-one actually knows or heard.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Comments about his kids? Like 'your kids have a shit dad'? Not really a comment about the kids, is it?

Err…they will be reading that in a few years. I’m confident I wouldn’t say anything so chavvy to someone I’m playing football against. Certainly don’t support it either. Embarrassing for Maupay and his fan club.

 

[Van Cleef]

Maups is hilarious and love seeing him wind up the whole of the Premier League. Walker is a twat anyway.

I must give a special mention to the innocent, yet incredulous look he gave the officials when being accused. I was completely convinced he'd been wronged. Textbook.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

If you condone bringing someone’s kids into an argument about football then I guess you are Team Maupay. Bit of a tacky team. I don’t feel the need to weigh up the relative merits of Maupay and Walker’s behaviour. It is possible for a grown up to not think much of either. And yes he is a bit shit in the league he is playing in.

I do not condone condemning someone based on a flakey Internet rumour.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If you condone bringing someone’s kids into an argument about football then I guess you are Team Maupay. Bit of a tacky team. I don’t feel the need to weigh up the relative merits of Maupay and Walker’s behaviour. It is possible for a grown up to not think much of either. And yes he is a bit shit in the league he is playing in.

That's a very strange way of looking at Maupay taking the piss because Walker has been caught yet again waving his cock about.

Yes, poor Walker's kids. How will they ever get over Maupay taking the piss out of their 'dad'.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Err…they will be reading that in a few years. I’m confident I wouldn’t say anything so chavvy to someone I’m playing football against. Certainly don’t support it either. Embarrassing for Maupay and his fan club.

They have more things to worry about than people taking the piss out of their 'dad'.

Anyway, how do you know what Maupay said?