[Albion] Lazy Gully

[Pj2000]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

 

[dazzer6666]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

You took two days to come up with that ?

1/10.

 

[Chinman3000]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

Was that as hard to write as it was to read?

 

[Pj2000]

Well There Is Not Much News Today And My Kids Asked Me Why I Was Going On Saturday ? They Were Playing Spy And Said Something Beginning With B, O, R, I, N, G ........Told Me The Answer In The End "Brighton Game"

You took two days to come up with that ?

1/10.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I thought Hove Born & Bred had asked to be deleted ?

 

[father_and_son]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

How?.. Why?.. What?..

What does capitalising every word in a sentence mean? Are you trying to convey a specific meaning/simulate a certain way of talking that I'm missing?
Have you typed like that or is it from from bizarre dictation software and you are out of breath?

 

[Hiney]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

Pathetic.

You, not Gully, obviously.

 

[Easy 10]

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Yay, [MENTION=10717]Bars Mar[/MENTION] is back!

 

[Simster]

Funny stuff.

 

[banjo]

 

[Gazwag]

Is using Lazy Garlic cheating

 

[father_and_son]

Is using Lazy Garlic cheating

Absolutely not.
Always a jar in the fridge at Casa F&S.

 

[dazzer6666]

Is using Lazy Garlic cheating

Absolutely not.
Always a jar in the fridge at Casa F&S.

I Use The Pureed Stuff Sold In Tubes...It's Brilliant.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

I read that one word at a time, just so that I could feel aggrieved and call you a tit.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I can't imagine why.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Well Lazy Gully On The Cup Game Didn't Bother To Walk Over To The East Stand Where Many 1st Timer Young Supporters Were Waiting For Photo/Meet.... The Club Did Nothing On The Night To Make Youngsters Want To Attend Again .... I Took 5 To The Match And The Person Next To Me A Further 3 ........ All Wanted To Leave At Half Time..... No Build Up On The Big Screen .... Yes Lazy Gully And Lazy Club.....Sold A Dud Ticket To All Young Families

After watching many Bletchley Circle TV programs, I thought I'd take the first letter of each word, to see if this is ultra code.

LGOTCGDBTWOTTESWMTYSWWFPMTCDNOTNTMYWATAAITTTMATPNTMAFAWTLAHTNBUOTBSYLGALCSADTTAYF

Just comes up with some medieval Croydon dialect, with an added chav element

 

[dejavuatbtn]

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Bet bet bet - a prizewinning example for kids.

 

[seagulls4ever]

dOnALd trUmp ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ syndrOmE

 

[Frankie]

I Don't Want To Break The Kiddies Hearts Here , But That's Not Actually a Real Seagull , It's A Person Inside A Man/Woman Made Costume , So No Harm Done Really .