Latest News on David Van Day's Special Tour round the local Nursing Homes

[gregbrighton]

Argus News

And next week:

Monday - Acacia Residential Home, Church Road hosted by Agnes and Harold
Tuesday - Sundown Nursing Home. Hove Park, a special "Put your own teeth back in" singalong
Wednesday - Sandy Toksvig Nursing Home 80's Fancy Dress disco...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Will it be POTG, does anybody know?

 

[Stat Brother]

Anyone wishing to take the pi$$ might first want to spend some time in an average nursing home.

If he thought he could do some good then fair play to the fella.

 

[daveinprague]

Sad to admit, as we went in different directions musically , but he was my best mate before I went into the services. At 13 he was banging the Autumn girl from the Daily Sketch, which was quite impressive. Havnt seen him for decades now though.

 

[carlzeiss]

Well done to him , working , paying taxes and entertaining

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wonder what he'll be singing?

Hopefully the John Denver classic, Granny's Song..

 

[gregbrighton]

You're a Pink Toothbtish

 

[Brightonia]

He might have a thing for the older lady....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You're a Pink Toothbtish

Stannah Stairway To Heaven.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Stannah Stairway To Heaven.

Say oops up in 'Saga' head, say oops in 'Saga' head,
Say oops up in 'Saga' head, say oops in 'Saga' head................

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A medley of hits from the artist formerly known as Robert Zimmerman

 

[simmo]

Knock, knock, knocking on Heavens Door?

 

[Eeyore]

The Daily Mail, as usual, failed to note the deeper points of the story. Namely that he volunteered his services.

I'm no fan of his, but I had respect for what he was doing and, if ever it were possible, even less respect for that rag of a newspaper.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Don't Stand So Colostomy"?

 

[Rogero]

Good on him. Well done David.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Don't Stand So Colostomy"?

It's a shameful from me.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He could duet with Senile De-Midge Ure.

 

[Arun1664]

Let it go, let it go, because old never bothered me anyway

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He could get osteopor-Oasis as a backing band.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Or maybe The Strokes?