Kazenga <3
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Didn't Posh say we put in an abysmal offer first though?
Maybe we offered a cheeky shag in the alleyway round the corner to begin with. Got rejected, and she went to talk to all the other big guys. The first one she really liked, but he refused to even buy her a drink (QPR). The next, all her friends liked and urged her to go with, but the girl didn't like the sound of his parents (West Ham). The next one seemed to be good, but refused to go on a date until after he was off on holiday for 10 days. Then, she went to the bar as you describe, sees that we are infact an extremely attractive option and got swooped upon by us (in true seagull style) with charm and class. And just to convince her, we let her have a cheeky feel of our incredibly impressive manhood (The Amex) and she was won over.