Late Kick Off- Mark Bright

[poidy]

Anyone else notice the fear and concern ebbed all over Mark Bright's face when questioned about the prospect of a Brighton Palace play off semi final on Late Kick Off last night.

I don't think he fancies there chances

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.

Fantastically well written and thought out post. A little too easy on Bright, if anything. The man has NO redeeming features.

 

[Joe Gatting's Dad]

Absolutely terrified of playing us and the subsequent loss of face for a generation when they lose!

 

[poidy]

I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.

Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May

 

[Springal]

He came to Paddys Day Massacre with that bellend Parish who was driving a yellow Ferrari.... Didn't hang around after

 

[Willy Dangle]

Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May

Start a petition to get Aspinall on there.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Start a petition to get Aspinall on there.

... but only to PARTNER Bright. Would be explosive. I love his passion for us.

 

[poidy]

Start a petition to get Aspinal on there.

...And have to endure one of 8 different pronunciations of Leonardo Ulloa every time he scores.

I think ill stick with Bright

 

[T soprano]

Shit programme and Bright is a DOUBLE BARRALLED BELL END
He talks crap and his voice irritates me...oh and he played for Palace as well

 

[Dougie]

Absolutely terrified of playing us and the subsequent loss of face for a generation when they lose!

When ?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

On late kick off, that bellend has gone from cocky and arrogantly confident, to confident to hopeful to a cringey prediction that probably Brighton or Watford are going up via the play offs.
That bloke has about as much charm and charisma as a burnt out caravan.....


full of shit

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Aspinall....Albion legend....a speech impediment is nothing to take the mick for.....

 

[SeagullSongs]

...And have to endure one of 8 different pronunciations of Leonardo Ulloa every time he scores.

I think ill stick with Bright

Don't you mean THE CYCLONE?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May

Agreed. I was thinking the same thing. Complete lack of professionalism and makes for painfully dull viewing.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He came to Paddys Day Massacre with that bellend Parish who was driving a yellow Ferrari.... Didn't hang around after

A yellow Ferrari you say? The man is a style icon for micro genitalled hairdressers and high class rent boys everywhere. The only reason I would choose a Ferrari to give Bright a lift in is so that I could floor the ****er and get me to wherever I was going tout suite and thereby keep conversation to a bare minimum. I'd want to be going at warp speed so the G force would keep "brighty" pinned in his seat with his perma grin held in a rictus so the only sound he could utter would be "uuuuuurrrrggghhhh".

That would be the way I'd like to see him present on TLKO...hang on, it is the way he presents already. At least that's what I hear whenever he speaks. A load of ****ing pointless noise.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Aspinall....Albion legend....a speech impediment is nothing to take the mick for.....

No piss taking from me it was a serious comment and I would love to see him on there. Anyone taking the p out of that man after what he has been through is a low human being.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Seriously now...is there no way that we can raise a petition to rid our screens of this moronic plank? We've acted en masse before For much less admirable ends.

If we can rick roll bournemouths club song, disrupt the "man of the year" poll in Yellowknife and raise millions for REMF...surely "get Mark Bright off my telly" is a noble cause my brothers.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

And here's a N.S.C thread about that twunt and his late kick off, Amex remarks from 2011. Some things never change.

Mark Bright

 

[Surf's Up]

A yellow Ferrari you say? The man is a style icon for micro genitalled hairdressers and high class rent boys everywhere. The only reason I would choose a Ferrari to give Bright a lift in is so that I could floor the ****er and get me to wherever I was going tout suite and thereby keep conversation to a bare minimum. I'd want to be going at warp speed so the G force would keep "brighty" pinned in his seat with his perma grin held in a rictus so the only sound he could utter would be "uuuuuurrrrggghhhh".

That would be the way I'd like to see him present on TLKO...hang on, it is the way he presents already. At least that's what I hear whenever he speaks. A load of ****ing pointless noise.

Excellent post, very funny!