Last time you got nicked?

[smoke grenade]

was caught weeing in an loyds alcove (no cashpoint) at 3am after clubbing.took my details and i asked how much the fine was,police officer said 40 quid, i had 40 quid on me at the time,but he said no , i had to go to court,6 months later my date in court coincided with my holiday,so i wrote a letter explaining im not guilty as i walked to every public toilet and none were open, i explained i didnt live in this town so what should i of done.

Well,they let me off ,tho the local paper still printed my name even tho it stated i was not guilty!!

The papers horrible ***** printing your name

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

was caught weeing in an loyds alcove (no cashpoint) at 3am after clubbing.took my details and i asked how much the fine was,police officer said 40 quid, i had 40 quid on me at the time,but he said no , i had to go to court,6 months later my date in court coincided with my holiday,so i wrote a letter explaining im not guilty as i walked to every public toilet and none were open, i explained i didnt live in this town so what should i of done.

Well,they let me off ,tho the local paper still printed my name even tho it stated i was not guilty!!

so to sum it all up, you both took the piss

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The papers horrible ***** printing your name

They often do it though: court results are public record, so (particularly if it's a slow news day) local newspaper journalists with nothing to write about other than parking disputes and cats up trees sit in the courts and fill their pages with who's been convicted (or not) of what.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

They often do it though: court results are public record, so (particularly if it's a slow news day) local newspaper journalists with nothing to write about other than parking disputes and cats up trees sit in the courts and fill their pages with who's been convicted (or not) of what.

like being in court 60 miles away from your home town and having your name put up in the local rag a week later

 

[WATFORD zero]

I dont think anyone chooses to get nicked do they

So do they get nicked because other people make them do stupid things ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

So do they get nicked because other people make them do stupid things ?

in some cases yes, YOU BEEN ASLEEP ALL YOUR LIFE ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

like being in court 60 miles away from your home town and having your name put up in the local rag a week later

But I guess if you work on a Noddy local newspaper then you'll hunt for anything that has even vaguely local relevance, no matter how tenuous.

If it wasn't for the court system, local papers would be filled with nothing but articles about overgrown cypress leylandii, retiring headteachers and readers' letters pointing out grammatical errors in the previous edition. Somebody has to keep the Argus's newshounds in employment. Scanning the court papers is often the nearest they get to action...

 

[WATFORD zero]

in some cases yes, YOU BEEN ASLEEP ALL YOUR LIFE ?

To be fair Das, In your case, i have every confidence that you are capable of doing stupid things without being told

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

But I guess if you work on a Noddy local newspaper then you'll hunt for anything that has even vaguely local relevance, no matter how tenuous.

If it wasn't for the court system, local papers would be filled with nothing but articles about overgrown cypress leylandii, retiring headteachers and readers' letters pointing out grammatical errors in the previous edition. Somebody has to keep the Argus's newshounds in employment. Scanning the court papers is often the nearest they get to action...

i know .

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

To be fair Das, In your case, i have every confidence that you are capable of doing stupid things without being told

let's be honest WATFORD you probably have as well

 

[WATFORD zero]

I haven't always been an angel, but if you do very stupid things lots of times, it shouldn't come as a surprise if people think you are stupid (or you get nicked)

 

[smoke grenade]

So do they get nicked because other people make them do stupid things ?

Or drink and a fine line of yeyo

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I haven't always been an angel, but if you do very stupid things lots of times, it shouldn't come as a surprise if people think you are stupid (or you get nicked)

depends on how you want to interpret the word "things" against what is percieved to be stupid

 

[Hampden Park]

arrested by armed police for fighting with local taxi drivers in Athens (1979). bailed out by the local pongo's (thanks percy). taken back to the grey war canoe, no charges

 

[smoke grenade]

arrested by armed police for fighting with local taxi drivers in Athens (1979). bailed out by the local pongo's (thanks percy). taken back to the grey war canoe, no charges

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