Last time i help someone up!

[smeariestbat]

Was playing footie the other day and some poor kiddie twisted his knee fairly badly. We were looking for the win and there wasnt a lot of time left so me and my mate helped the lad to his feet and off to the side of the pitch. As soon as i lifted him i knew i had twinged something in my back. I finished the game but by monday morning i could barely move! Pain has now radiated from both sides of my lower back, up the right side of my back and below my right shoulder blade. Bloody painful and everythings an effort at the moment!!!

 

[seagullondon]

 

[smeariestbat]

View attachment 40115

 

[Twizzle]

I have a cute angina, but my tits aren't all that.

Actually I have a post nasal drip, maybe allergic to bad NSC threads.

 

[Diego Napier]

"If there is any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not deter or neglect it; I shall not pass this way again" William Penn

 

[footychick]

Ouch!

 

[hybrid_x]

accupuncture will sort it out better than anything else.....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I can split an apple using just my finger....

 

[gazingdown]

OP, what did the doctor say?

 

[sydney]

i once sat on a on a hedge-hog in a mini skirt..!

 

[Jack Straw]

i once sat on a on a hedge-hog in a mini skirt..!

A hedge-hog wearing a mini skirt? Corrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I was out walking my dog before Xmas and I came upon what I thought was another lost dog.
It was the other side of an 8ft steel fence which surrounds the grounds of the local Sankey factory.
So rushed my dog home and went back to look.
Climbed over this 8ft fence and when I jumped off the other side, jarred my ankle / heel.
Still not right now 3 months on so back to podiatrist for more injections.
Only just got it sorted last summer.
Last fecking dog I go and try to help .... it was nowhere to be seen

 

[DumLum]

Manuka Honey?

 

[Twizzle]

i once sat on a on a hedge-hog in a mini skirt..!

Rubbish. Hedgehogs always wear shorts.
It was probably a vole, cheap sluts they are.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That is going to HURT in the morning.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Manuka Honey?

Google says that's an antiseptic for cuts / skin - my injury in cartilage / bone inside the ankle joint.
Voltarol was used for 3 weeks but made no significant difference

 

[DumLum]

Google says that's an antiseptic for cuts / skin - my injury in cartilage / bone inside the ankle joint.
Voltarol was used for 3 weeks but made no significant difference

Sorry for the confusion, it was my attempt at humour. Did you see Soulman's post?

Manuka Honey