Last thing you argued about with the other half

[B.M.F]

I don't know, just had it in my head that you might be for some reason.

Why? because I post so much porn on the beautiful ladies thread

 

[Seagullible]

minor (and not directed at me really) but I received a text from an NSC member at 4.30 on Monday morning advising me that some bloke was snoring. The message woke everyone up really pissed my missus off

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

minor (and not directed at me really) but I received a text from an NSC member at 4.30 on Monday morning advising me that some bloke was snoring. The message woke everyone up really pissed my missus off

Bet that was fatboy

 

[Seagullible]

Bet that was fatboy

Believe it or not - nope

 

[On the Left Wing]

How about:

You've been shagging another bloke behind my back, you slut faced whore!

Now that was some argument and truly the last one!

 

[Lammy]

I know you are not going to believe this, but BAG will bear this out, I can say , hand on heart that in 24 years of marriage we have never had a row. We have had minor disagreements, which I tend to agree that it is my fault .

Yeah but Dave your Mrs lets you go to football, home and away then on Sundays drives you to Rugby so you can drink.

If we all had wives that lets us do what we wanted all teh time then none of us would argue.

 

[Rougvie]

My shit awful navigating skills through Bologne last Saturday with about 10 minutes to spare before our ferry departed.

Got a few slaps and she called me a cocksucker, but I rather enjoyed it

 

[tedebear]

We've never had an argument, debates yes and sometimes heated debates yes, but never argued....life's too short and besides I always agree with him, just the dutiful wife I am...

 

[bhaexpress]

With Mrs BHA it was her driving, she doesn't quite get that American cars don't go round corners too well, slowing down is not an option.

With current lady it was religion. She's a devout catholic which I tend to humour as I'm a relapsed one but every so often I get the 'God is testing you' crap when something or someone has pissed me off. I find that unswerving belief more than a little irritating at times.

 

[Ben Dover]

for some reason she is not happy with me when I fart in bed. I always rather enjoy it.....strange!

 

[British Bulldog]

I reckon we must've argued over just about everything.

Still I'd rather have it that way than have to tip toe round trying to please each other.

The last argument was last nite when she accused me of being aggressive cos I threatened to punch a bloke who was having a go at my nipper. I managed to win that argument on the basis that if I'd been aggressive I'd have bypassed the threatening bit.

Long may we both be able to have our own opinions and stand by them.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Yeah but Dave your Mrs lets you go to football, home and away then on Sundays drives you to Rugby so you can drink.

If we all had wives that lets us do what we wanted all teh time then none of us would argue.

mmm I see what you mean

 

[Starry]

I don't think we've ever had a serious, major row. Our most recent bicker fest is over what colour the new car should be.

 

[Monkster]

What Flavour the Yellow Square crisps were...I won

 

[Barnet Seagull]

What Flavour the Yellow Square crisps were...I won

Aren't they all yellow?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

She told me to stop following her and hanging around outside her house at night. I said I would never give up on her, as I know she loves me and we are destined to be together.

 

[Les Biehn]

She told me to stop shaving her minge while she was asleep.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

dinner was on the table 7 seconds late, which was truely unacceptable

 

[B.M.F]

dinner was on the table 7 seconds late, which was truely unacceptable

We are talking partners and not your bloody mother

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

We are talking partners and not your bloody mother

she is my partn.....i mean, my mistake.