[Food] Laps or dining table ?

[The Clamp]

Lap sometimes, table other times. I do enjoy breakfast up at the table.
There are no little The Clamps so don’t need to spend quality time having conversations at the table. Occasionally, if my self esteem is getting a bit high or I feel like an argument I’ll try and engage Mrs. The Clamp in conversation but not often.

 

[Raphael Meade]

Aside from holidays and when we have guests, I use the table about twice a year. On the lap, watching TV, fighting off the dog thank you very much.

 

[Tokyohands]

I eat at the table as that is always what we did when I was a kid. We don't have the TV on when eating together as it's the perfect time to catch up with each other. I still sit at the table when if i'm eating alone though just because I find it more comfortable but our kitchen/diner/lounge is open plan. I can understand people with a separate dining room not hiding themselves away in there if eating alone and that's why I find separate dining rooms a bit of a waste of space.

 

[DumLum]

Surely its only off lap if your obsessed with TV.

Or you don't own a table.

 

[Questions]

Lap sometimes, table other times. I do enjoy breakfast up at the table.
There are no little The Clamps so don’t need to spend quality time having conversations at the table. Occasionally, if my self esteem is getting a bit high or I feel like an argument I’ll try and engage Mrs. The Clamp in conversation but not often.

I tend to just chat with Alexa instead of the wife.

 

[Frutos]

Always the table.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

We have two of those old people type TV trays I bought out of those catalogues that sells plastic soled shoes and trouser presses. I used to eat off it religiously but since we have had the little man we have migrated to the dining table.

We say it is to teach him good manners, but is really because the little toe rag pulls the TV trays down. They still get usage on takeaway night when he has gone to bed.

 

[schmunk]

I tend to just chat with Alexa instead of the wife.

Even though she calls you a Welsh 100?

 

[The Clamp]

I tend to just chat with Alexa instead of the wife.

Alexa! Look up Decree Absolute.

 

[The Clamp]

Or you don't own a table.

We have one of those fold out tables with chairs in it. If we cook a special meal we’ll get it out but it’s a faff for every meal. And one thing I loathe is faff. Years ago, when we liked each other we would put the effort in, can’t be bothered much now.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I tend to just chat with Alexa instead of the wife.

That’s what your wife told me at Breakfast the other day.

“He just sits talking to Alexa all day” She said. “I know Darling, I said...is that thong not chafing”

 

[Questions]

That’s what your wife told me at Breakfast the other day.

“He just sits talking to Alexa all day” She said. “I know Darling, I said...is that thong not chafing”

Ffs Bevendean... I have to.... but you ?

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[BBassic]

Would love to have a dining table but alas I live in a poky one bed basement flat so it's dinner on the laps for us.

Hoping to buy a place out of Brighton in the next year or so. Then I can finally realise my upper lower middle working class dreams.

 

[Questions]

Alexa! Look up Decree Absolute.

2026 you say for the JOI Clampy ?