[Albion] Lamptey Song?

[MeadsGull]

He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

 

[seagullwedgee]

I cannot find words…..

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I can’t make the words fit to the tune. Am I doing something wrong?

 

[Postman Pat]

I can’t make the words fit to the tune. Am I doing something wrong?

I just did a search on twitter for Villa Coutinho song and it sounds like the one they use at the darts, no idea what the OP is going on about.

 

[faoileán]

He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

What a first post? Truly hideous...

 

[Seagull58]

Jonathon Richman and the modern lovers

Roadrunner, roadrunner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8

 

[albionalbino]

Some would describe this as a brave first post. Others would say foolish.

 

[Seagull58]

I can’t make the words fit to the tune. Am I doing something wrong?

You haven't taken enough LSD.

 

[schmunk]

Don't you know he's gonna run, run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run, run
Oh, we said he's gonna run, run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run, run
'Cause with him the Albion are going to win
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution
'Cause with him the Albion are going to win
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution, oh no
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution, oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8FBjo1Y8I

 

[Change at Barnham]

As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.

It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.

 

[Iroquois Boy]

I mentioned this somewhere before: to the tune of Frankie Valli - oh what a night

Oh what a sight
Teriq Lamptey running down the wing
Have you ever seen such a thing
Come Brighton make my night

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[JC Footy Genius]

I'm too lazy to come up with lyrics but jumping around to this would be epic ....

 

[Milano]

As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.

It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.

I love this BUT if you want the whole stadium to join in then you’ve got to replace the f word.
Annoys me how swearing is just part of vocabulary, it shouldn’t be, it should have meaning, an effect. When it’s used in every day vocabulary it loses its impact and the speaker sounds like an idiot. I might be going slightly off topic though and showing my age……..

 

[Stat Brother]

Why the frack is everyone suddenly a magician?

We ain't playing Quiditch.

 

[Guinness Boy]

As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.

It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.

This, obviously

 

[Live by the sea]

He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

There should be more football songs to wham tunes - perfect match .

Wham rap - bad boys etc so many possibilities

 

[Tokyohands]

He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

Those words fit to 'Rio' by Duran Duran no?
Anyway, these threads crack me up as they're usually drunken and a bit all over the place!
Whatever the words end up being it should be to this tune

 

[albionalbino]

There should be more football songs to wham tunes - perfect match .

Wham rap - bad boys etc so many possibilities

I've been waiting years for us to sign a really fast player called Chris Moss.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

This guy is definitely PALACE.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

Well, do what we used to do back in the day, get a few of your mates to sing it with you a few times and if it’s any good a few more will join in and off you go. I look forward to the night the whole North Stand are singing it, however I expect this’ll be the same night we beat Barcelona 3 nil in the Champions League semi final