Lampard

[Albumen]

Umm, not going to happen. Unless we're promoted. He doesn't seem the MLS type and he can't be short of cash but you never know.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

Absolutely no chance could we afford his wages. If Lampard is happy for say 10k a week, then who knows.
Vicente coming here, now that was a shock.

 

[tinycowboy]

As long as he doesn't have to go through Arundel at rush hour

But he'd love the view at the Fontwell roundabout. Be a shame if he tried to cut through at Poling and realised too late that it was a no through road - may well add 10 mins to the journey.

 

[El Sid]

As long as he doesn't have to go through Arundel at rush hour

Didn't think of that. Maybe he should get the train from Chichester to Lancing and get a cab to the training ground?

 

[tinycowboy]

Didn't think of that. Maybe he should get the train from Chichester to Lancing and get a cab to the training ground?

He'd have to park the car first, or get a cab to Chichester station as well - I don't think his house is within walking distance. Or he could get a foldable bike for the train - probably the best thing to do.

 

[El Sid]

He'd have to park the car first, or get a cab to Chichester station as well - I don't think his house is within walking distance. Or he could get a foldable bike for the train - probably the best thing to do.

Shirley Ms Bleakely can drop him off at Chichester and I'll get my old mum to meet him at Lancing in her Aygo. She only lives round the corner.

 

[tinycowboy]

Shirley Ms Bleakely can drop him off at Chichester and I'll get my old mum to meet him at Lancing in her Aygo. She only lives round the corner.

It's a decent offer, but he could walk along Freshbrook Road - it's not that far, although the pavement could cause an ankle injury if he's not careful.

 

[B52]

Ashley Cole, Lampard and JT would be a decent trio of summer signings.

Throw in Joe Cole and a fit BZ and we're on our way.

Then I woke up.............

Sounds like an episode from Dads Army

 

[1234andcounting]

Four days early, n'est-ce pas?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Ashley Cole, Lampard and JT would be a decent trio of summer signings.

Throw in Joe Cole and a fit BZ and we're on our way.

Then I woke up.............

I'm glad you added that final line. I was about to get you committed!

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Think if the experience he would impart on Incey and JFC?


Great addition to the squad if it happens.

TNBA

TTF

 

[BensGrandad]

Would love it to happen, but there's no chance.

Still, he's got a place in West Sussex hasn't he? Chichester way? Maybe a drive to Lancing each day would be pleasant for him?

I thought that he had a house in Kingston Gorse/Ferring. I think that he will sign for Beckhams team in Miami, whatever they call it if his wife to be can get a TV contract, which being Irish shouldnt be difficult in the USA.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I thought that he had a house in Kingston Gorse/Ferring. I think that he will sign for Beckhams team in Miami, whatever they call it if his wife to be can get a TV contract, which being Irish shouldnt be difficult in the USA.

Beckhams team aren't around for a couple of years

 

[BensGrandad]

Beckhams team aren't around for a couple of years

Sorry I thought the team were starting next year but the ground wont be ready for a couple of years.

 

[ofco8]

If this happens I will buy a hat just so I can eat it.

Come on, I know that we aren't as small a club as we were but this is ridiculous, the man could still play for a number of clubs in the Prem and I cannot see how, when we are being rejected by players like Bridge because we won't pay enough, we would be able to tempt Franky down here

Exactly....never going to happen.

 

[carteater]

its all part of an elaborate april fools joke

 

[Westdene Wonder]

The Championship would give him another two years however the USA could equal this and pay him more, so doubt he will finish here.

 

[Paddy B]

That article seems almost identical to the Joe Cole one a couple of weeks ago.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

This is happening, Wonky Dave said so.

 

[LamieRobertson]

http://footballleagueworld.com/2014...ake-shock-bid-for-chelsea-midfielder-lampard/

Just seen this article. The same rumours were floating around this time last year!

Yes that because April 1st falls around this time of the year every year