Lady Gull

[Steve Foster]

Oh fcuk where can I get a brown twig in Brighton, to please Lady Gull?

 

[Lady Gull]

I'm impressed - you have a self closing loo seat!!!!! Wow x

 

[Steve Foster]

That's the best compliment I have ever had, Lady Gull.

 

[Muzzy]

Are you cooking Steve's dinner tonight then T? X

 

[Steve Foster]

Are you cooking Steve's dinner tonight then T? X

She's cooking for me on 8th July.

In the meantime, anyone from NSC know where I can buy a big, salty, brown, twiglet for Lady G?

 

[Lady Gull]

Are you cooking Steve's dinner tonight then T? X

Nah he's coming to my birthday BBQ though with his wifey - so I will cook for him then xxx How's your leg muzzy?

 

[Muzzy]

She's cooking for me on 8th July.

In the meantime, anyone from NSC know where I can buy a big, salty, brown, twiglet for Lady G?

That's easy mate, from the twiglet store, of course... Surprised you never thought of that eh?

 

[Muzzy]

Nah he's coming to my birthday BBQ though with his wifey - so I will cook for him then xxx How's your leg muzzy?

Ok at the mo hun, thanks for asking.... Had a steroid jab yesterday and now have a very sore arse!!!!!

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

She's cooking for me on 8th July.

In the meantime, anyone from NSC know where I can buy a big, salty, brown, twiglet for Lady G?

Mines not big and pinkish, but it will taste salty, if thats helpful

 

[Lady Gull]

Ok at the mo hun, thanks for asking.... Had a steroid jab yesterday and now have a very sore arse!!!!!

Oh god poor you xxx hope your ok soon xxx

 

[Lady Gull]

Mines not big and pinkish, but it will taste salty, if thats helpful

Suddenly not feeling hungry!!!!

 

[Bwian]

Up her skirt, obviously.

The obvious response took 6 posts to appear? Disappointing.

 

[Muzzy]

Oh god poor you xxx hope your ok soon xxx

Thanks xxx

Enjoy your evening.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Suddenly not feeling hungry!!!!

But there is enough to fill you up

 

[Lady Gull]

Thanks xxx

Enjoy your evening.

Thanks hun - I've known Steve foster for years and his misses is my best friend - he invited me round to watch the footie tonight - which is really nice of them - thanks mr Lyons xxxx

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Lady Gull is a lovely lady. A wonderful kind and superb lady. She is the best. Treat her with care. x

 

[Bean]

What the f*** is this?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

I am trying to get Lady Gull to pose as per her avatar. Any ideas as to how I can trick her too.

try looking the wrong way down a telescope or there,s that place on the pier with the funny mirrors

 

[Steve Foster]

Oh feck, the wife has come home & has seen me with Lady Gull on the couch.
Thankfully my twiglets were well hidden

 

[Lady Gull]

Lady Gull is a lovely lady. A wonderful kind and superb lady. She is the best. Treat her with care. x

Awwww thanks - cheques in the post x