Ladies and gentleman, I give you Thicko of the Day (21.02.08)

[Easy 10]

In the first of a groundbreaking series of posts, I shall scour the media on a daily basis* in order to bring to you examples of the the creme-de-la-creme of cretins, the cutting-edge of rampant idiocy, the absolute zenith of slack-jawed stupidity and bone-headed buffoonery perpetrated by the seemingly neverending army of complete and utter fuckwits that infest our streets today.

*or when I can be arsed



Today, I give you....Danny Hyde.

A man who posted an online video of himself speeding at 130mph has been handed a four-month suspended prison term. When an anonymous e-mail dropped in the inbox of Suffolk Police last autumn the fate of Danny Hyde was sealed.

It drew the attention of officers to a video posted on YouTube of Hyde, 18, driving his Vauxhall Astra one-handed at 130mph along the A14 near Ipswich. He filmed it himself on his mobile phone. The film included footage of the speedometer and the road ahead as he sped past other vehicles.

Police managed to identify Hyde and he admitted the offence to magistrates, earning a four-month suspended prison term.

 

[csider]

Asshole. There seems to be a fair bit of this going on.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I know! Who drives an Astra for f*** sake.

THICKO.

 

[glasfryn]

Bonehead

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

hey Easy - do you remember the guy who burgled someone's house in Manchester a while back and was nicked because he was wearing a Man UTd shirt with his own name on the back.

The old bill up there thought it was too easy - but noope - one knock at the door later and Thick Thicko McThink wins Thicko of the year competition

 

[king Wombat]

1 chav down 13 miilion to go.

still its a start

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I know! Who drives an Astra for f*** sake.

THICKO.

You had better hope Arthur doesn't see this thread !!

 

[Cian]

hey Easy - do you remember the guy who burgled someone's house in Manchester a while back and was nicked because he was wearing a Man UTd shirt with his own name on the back.

The old bill up there thought it was too easy - but noope - one knock at the door later and Thick Thicko McThink wins Thicko of the year competition

Having lived in Manchester, finding someone who lives there and supports United would be very easy to begin with!

 

[Easy 10]

hey Easy - do you remember the guy who burgled someone's house in Manchester a while back and was nicked because he was wearing a Man UTd shirt with his own name on the back.

The old bill up there thought it was too easy - but noope - one knock at the door later and Thick Thicko McThink wins Thicko of the year competition

I can't say I recall that, no. But from what you say, he would indeed be an ideal candidate for threads such as this. Maybe at the end of the year we can collate each daily Thicko featured and put it to a poll to decide NSC's official overall Fucktard of the Year title ? I think there's some milage there.

 

[Jello]

kiddie I went to school with used his mums car as getaway. The police were waiting for him at his house as he still lived with her, he went down for armed robbery

 

[Arthur]

You had better hope Arthur doesn't see this thread !!

Too f***ing late (thanks for the heads up email.....GRASS!).


OI! What's wrong with Astra's?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Too f***ing late (thanks for the heads up email.....GRASS!).


OI! What's wrong with Astra's?

So the Fiesta finally died?

 

[Arthur]

So the Fiesta finally died?

Yeah, I kinda forgot to put any oil in it and the engine seized. Apparently engines do that??

So I've now got a 2L injection Astra to take me the half a mile to the station and back every day. It goes pretty quick I just never get it out of 3rd gear!

 

[maffew]

what about those people, think it was in holland who accidentally burgled the big brother house

mugs

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Yeah, I kinda forgot to put any oil in it and the engine seized. Apparently engines do that??

So I've now got a 2L injection Astra to take me the half a mile to the station and back every day. It goes pretty quick I just never get it out of 3rd gear!

Do you film yourself on your mobile going to the station every day ?

 

[Arthur]

Do you film yourself on your mobile going to the station every day ?

No.........but I'm gunna!

Keep an eye on youtube tomorrow!

 

[Bad Ash]

Having lived in Manchester, finding someone who lives there and supports United would be very easy to begin with!

You haven't actually lived in Manchester have you.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I think Steve - yes, i happened to have sex with all of those prostitutes on the day that they died but didn't do it - Wright could be a late nominee for thicko of the day!

 

[Cian]

You haven't actually lived in Manchester have you.

Rusholme. Fair few City fans but I never saw a United shirt outside a shop.

 

[Easy 10]

I think Steve - yes, i happened to have sex with all of those prostitutes on the day that they died but didn't do it - Wright could be a late nominee for thicko of the day!

Patience young grasshopper. One thicko per day !