Not the brighest tool in the box. Good to hear him booed every damn time he touched the ball at the Amex t'other week. What's the chances of the **** doing a single hour of his community service? Will clearly pay some guy to do it on his behalf. Like I say, not brightest tool in the box
The worst part for him is going to be the 180 hours unpaid work. At five hours per session that's 36 sessions of picking up litter or sorting clothes in a charity shop (and if he doesn't do it he'll be called back to court in breach). 36 sessions of hob-nobbing with junkies and shoplifters.
That'll hit him harder than any financial penalty ever would.
I hope he hates every minute of it.