Kuipers off to Palace

[Bwian]

Okay Kev I get the picture. Can I say the above is reminiscent of the old 'Kev the Ape'?

You can sit on your arse, but you can't sit on your knees. What you meant to say was, " I'm bloody kneeling here . . . . . . . "

Or maybe "I'm sitting on my mummy's knees"? He wrote bloody instead of mummy's to look 'ard...