Van Gough did some eyeball pleasersListening to my parents records as a kid I also learnt
Trevor wasn't that clever
Patricia from Plaistow was in a bad way
Blockheads have black and orange cars, they've sometimes got roll bars.
An inkling as to what I might do if I was with a woman.
and waking up . . . . . Well I didn't get that bit till much later.
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn’t do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer
Your parents gave you a good musical education