Knowledge is POWER.

[Mackenzie]

Chester.

And Hereford

 

[Boroseagull]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

A duck's 'quack' is the only sound not to echo.

 

[KZNSeagull]

"It is better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond" - Malcolm Gladwell

 

[half time scores]

I have more than the average number of legs.
Some people have one leg, some have none, but because nobody has three or four legs the average number of legs is one point nine recurring.

 

[Easy 10]

In Borneo, it is legal to molest dwarves on their birthdays.

 

[Puppet Master]

There is no other word in the English language that rhymes with Orange except the word Orange itself ! TA DA !!

Lozenge?

 

[Ludensian Gull]

There are only five countries in the world beginning with the letter D.

 

[The Large One]

A duck's 'quack' is the only sound not to echo.

Bzzz.... eranu. Every sound has an echo, else it's not a sound.

 

[The Large One]

Liam Bridcutt, while playing for Brighton, scored as many goals for his club as he did for Liverpool - and he only scored in matches which had seven goals scored in them.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab, and since 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them 'crab-flavoured sticks'.

 

[Seagull58]

I'm no scientist, but I'm not having that!

The 24 seconds bit is nonsense.It's about 1 second every 7 years added to the year, not to the day.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The 24 seconds bit is nonsense.It's about 1 second every 7 years added to the year, not to the day.

That's what I thought. 24 seconds seemed far too dramatic (I know it's not in the grand scheme of things but it would be enough to have scientists worrying).

 

[Seagull58]

It was stolen several months before the world cup and was discovered by Pickles the dog in a bush.

 

[Seagull58]

Neptune, despite being the furthest planet from the Sun, has the fastest winds in the Solar System (1400 mph).

Pluto is the furthest from the sun.

 

[Seagull58]

The tadpoles of the South American paradoxical frog are larger than the frog itself

No science experiment has ever been done (or could be done) to prove that time exists

Naughty racehorse names that have managed to escape the Jockey Club censor include: Hoof Hearted, Peony's envy, Wear the fox hat and Sofa can fast

The Roman name for Paris was Lutetia which translates into English as 'Slough'

and Shy Talk

 

[Seagull58]

Facetious, is the only word in the English language where all the vowels are in the correct order.

Abstemious

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

There is no other word in the English language that rhymes with Orange except the word Orange itself ! TA DA !!

Minge?

 

[Paskman]

Pluto is the furthest from the sun.

Pluto is no longer recognised as a planet. But it is the largest object in the Kuiper belt.

The speed limit for through trains on the new platform 7 at Gatwick Airport station is 50 mph.

 

[Eggmundo]

'ing' on the end of a place name means ' belonging to the family of' hence Sompting, Steyning etc.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Lozenge?

Wrong so very wrong but nice try !