[News] Kim Jong Dun?

[RossyG]

What’s the betting someone slipped something in his drink?

I don’t make jokes or rejoice when politicians in democracies get ill or die - even ones I dislike - but murderous dictators are another matter. He’s down there with Pol Pot and Idi Amin (and hopefully will be soon).

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

If this is true it's not a nice position for him to be in, there must be millions of people in NK with a very good reason to unclip a tube or flick a ventilator switch " accidentally" …..

How do you imagine he got in this pickle in the first place? Sometimes a humble cardiac surgeon or anaesthetist can become one of the most powerful people in the world.....

When you come at the King, you best not miss.

 

[Icy Gull]

How do you imagine he got in this pickle in the first place? Sometimes a humble cardiac surgeon or anaesthetist can become one of the most powerful people in the world.....[/QUOTE

Maybe but the idea of being fed live to dogs isn’t that appealing

 

[A1X]

Great, a destabilised North Korea is exactly what we all need right now.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Great, a destabilised North Korea is exactly what we all need right now.

Matey is/was STABLE?

 

[Swansman]

If this is true it's not a nice position for him to be in, there must be millions of people in NK with a very good reason to unclip a tube or flick a ventilator switch " accidentally" …..

The millions of people who would like to see him dead are very unlikely to be able to access him. I would imagine top ranking military officers are watching him 24/7 and they have little reason to want him dead since he kept up with the Songun implemented by his father rather than reverting back to his grandfathers Juche system where farmers and industrialists would be valued equal to the military.

While Kim Yo-jong would likely keep this up they cant be certain, and they cant even be certain she would replace him as China got a big say in this.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Apparently it's been downgraded to a severe bout of flatulence. News agencies now reporting it as Jong With The Wind

 

[papajaff]

Hope the North Koreans are practising their wailing.

 

[RossyG]

I think I see what might have happened here.

 

[vegster]

If he is brain dead, I don't think they need to...

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All the time he is nominally alive those closest to him have every reason to keep him alive, whatever state he is in …. Anyway, all bets are off now SK intelligence think he's fine.

 

[blue-shifted]

The millions of people who would like to see him dead are very unlikely to be able to access him. I would imagine top ranking military officers are watching him 24/7 and they have little reason to want him dead since he kept up with the Songun implemented by his father rather than reverting back to his grandfathers Juche system where farmers and industrialists would be valued equal to the military.

While Kim Yo-jong would likely keep this up they cant be certain, and they cant even be certain she would replace him as China got a big say in this.

Agree, the leadership wouldn't let a "peasant" anywhere near him, at least not without a gun at their head at all times.

Maybe he's fine, maybe he's brain dead. Either way heart failure at 36 doesn't sound likely

 

[Taybha]

Good time to sort his Barnet out, hopefully by the time he wakes up those fun loving quacks will have trimmed him up Trump stylee

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

How do you imagine he got in this pickle in the first place? Sometimes a humble cardiac surgeon or anaesthetist can become one of the most powerful people in the world.....[/QUOTE

Maybe but the idea of being fed live to dogs isn’t that appealing

Undetectable

 

[schmunk]

Good time to sort his Barnet out, hopefully by the time he wakes up those fun loving quacks will have trimmed him up Trump stylee

 

[Eeyore]

Agree, the leadership wouldn't let a "peasant" anywhere near him, at least not without a gun at their head at all times.

Maybe he's fine, maybe he's brain dead. Either way heart failure at 36 doesn't sound likely

Not so sure. He is a bit on the stocky size.

Although devilishly attractive to the ladies of his jurisdiction.

Either way he won't see old bones.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Many rumours flying around that he is brain-dead.

He's going to enter the running for President of the USA

 

[Questions]

Did he used to be a chocolate rabbit before he became quidgy ?

Or did I dream that ?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I was reading something just the other day pointing out that his sister had become increasingly prominent and powerful over the past few months. Now it makes sense...

Bet she's called Kim too?

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Bet she's called Kim too?

That is often how families work.

 

[jessiejames]

I heard that although he is brain dead, he still won the Olympic 100m, the ladies Modern Pentathlon, Pro Celebrity Golf teamed up with Lee Trevino and beat Brian Jacks in the 1980 Superstars.

But at least other nations have a chance of winning the World cup, North Korea will not be as good without him.