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Killing a man with a cheese grater....

Is it possible to kill a man with a cheese grater?

  • Yes

    Votes: 38 97.4%
  • No

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Total voters
    39






Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
isnt that something to do with fruit, the spikey side?

that wouldnt do a lot of good except a few lacerations in the skin

Thinking about it, i have vague recollection of seeing it used to squeeze lemons....might be imagining that though, as surely a conventional 'Lemon Squeezer' is more effective.

And i think it would be easier to slit someones throat with the spikey side than the 'grater' side
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Thinking about it, i have vague recollection of seeing it used to squeeze lemons....might be imagining that though, as surely a conventional 'Lemon Squeezer' is more effective.

And i think it would be easier to slit someones throat with the spikey side than the 'grater' side

that is probably true - a combination of the two would be pretty effective, grate away the skin with the grater side, and then use the fruit and nut side to slit the throat
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Without a shred of evidence I would think there would be grounds for a peel.
 






Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,710
Bishops Stortford
I knew a blind man once that bled to death trying to read a cheese grater:)
 




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It would take a while with this bad boy.

Forcing that down someone's throat would kill them.
 






Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,992
East Wales
Grating at the eyes would seem the easiest way imo. (especially if you are doing it on the edge of a cliff).
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
my blind mate got a cheese grater for christmas....said it was the scariest book he's ever read!!
 


blue'n'white

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
Getting this back on track though presumably the idea was to kill cj from eggheads with a grater.. You'd have to use something that was quicker cos he's so oily that he'd slither out of anything else
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
to reopen this EXCELLENT debate, i cut my finger on a cheese grater last night, and there was enough blood to leave a small stain on the kitchen worktop
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Actually if it fell to me to execute CJ from Eggheads with ANYTHING of my choice, a cheese-grater would be high on the list.

To misquote Hiláire Belloc

Now Just Imagine how it feels
When first the toes
up to the heels
are slowy grated, bit by bit
no wonder CJ detested it!

Other weapons of choice could include a pumice stone,crochet needle and a bacon slicer set on extra thin.
 


Sir Sarcy

Hip-Hopopotamus
Jul 10, 2003
254
The Field
I think the best bet would be to go at the wrists with the big grating bit.

Very little skin to get through a good surface to work on and a stong chance of bleeding to death but hey what do i know i always use a potato peeler!
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,480
Worthing
I wonder if you can mash someone to death ?
Our masher is plastic, so I`d find it nigh on impossible.
 


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