[Food] Killer plants to eat all our schoolchildren

[GT49er]

If the path is getting overgrown - just effin' cut the foliage back! Centuries of experience has pretty much established that kids don't chew the hedge on their way to and from school anyway.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

My mate once ate a poisonous plant and he reckons it tasted shitehouse.

 

[Bald Head]

And you’ll be forever known as the ‘Jolly Green Giant’.

Very corny.

 

[Van Cleef]

And you’ll be forever known as the ‘Jolly Green Giant’.

These kind of jokes need rooting out.

 

[schmunk]

And you’ll be forever known as the ‘Jolly Green Giant’.

Ho ho ho.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Something like this little chap? View attachment 163432

Oh my gourd, whatever next!