[Albion] Kidnap at the amex.

[Pevenseagull]

'Dead Ball Specialist'?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Roy Grace goes on the radio appealing to fans for help.

Yes, he does.

Shit book then. The obvious place would be NSC.

 

[The Birdman]

Can't wait for the film but they may have a problem finding extras to play normal palace fans.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I would have thought the obvious plotline for an Amex-based "Whodunit?" would be The Mystery of the Turd on the Away dressing room floor.

PD James has missed a trick there.

There’s also the opportunity for a trilogy:

1901: Where’s the free tea gone?
1901: What is that on the plate?
1901: I’m sorry; how much?