kicking off in the coach park

[The Brighton Bear]

I heard something about a sick copper.

 

[El Sid]

As I was walking past I saw Delia howling "Lets be 'avin you!" at a coach load of ukelele players.
A George Formby lookalike took offence when Ms Smith offered him one of her homemade chicken balti pies.
Banjo the police dog got a whiff of Delia's crust and bit a fat steward. 42 coppers waded in and arrested Banjo.
Mental.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Yes, saw it. Someone got knocked over and 6 year old bill jumped on someone else . Mental

Fixed that for you

 

[Ernest]

Someone LUZZED a half eaten HOT Dog at me as I walked up the STARES towards the Coach Park after the game, LUCKILY it missed and I just SUFFERED from a FEW crumbs landing on me

 

[Horsham Gull]

I heard Bruno was playing the banjo and got jumped on by delia smith

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was Andrew Mitchell there busking on his banjo, when all of a sudden six plebs allegedly jumped over a gate to arrest him

 

[hart's shirt]

Still disappointed by his performance in the Carling Cup penalty defeat against the Albion at Withdean, Brazil and former Manchester City forward Jo took it out on a Spanish supporter by throwing some loose change at him.

6p in one pence pieces ended up on some Juan who was lying on the ground.

Ban Jo?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Someone down and 6 coppers jumping on someone. Anyone know what happened ?

He was singing the Yankee Doodle song, even the OB have had enough

 

[Dick Head]

I heard they jumped on him because he was leaning on a lamp and they thought he looked a tramp and was hanging round to steal a motor car.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Still disappointed by his performance in the Carling Cup penalty defeat against the Albion at Withdean, Brazil and former Manchester City forward Jo took it out on a Spanish supporter by throwing some loose change at him.

6p in one pence pieces ended up on some Juan who was lying on the ground.

Ban Jo?

Oh I say. That's very good!

 

[Harry H]

Oh I say. That's very good!

Ex Albion coach Jeff Woods was arrested on the Banjo Groyne in Kemp Town for being naked but not on the nudie beach.
Six coppers gave him a good truncheoning before hancuffing him to a pole at Dukes Mound.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I would just like to say there were only four stewards that jumped me this evening.
Wait until I get them on their own

 

[WhingForPresident]

I heard they jumped on him because he was leaning on a lamp and they thought he looked a tramp and was hanging round to steal a motor car.

Paddy McCourt is back from Notts County?

 

[studio150]

I thought this was going to be about the coach park before the game. Norwich supporter scarf on taking photos and writing down the registration numbers of all the buses arriving. A bus spotter disgraceful.

 

[el punal]

I heard that it was six police/stewards jumping on an ex-Palace coach driver. A case of getting your retaliation in first.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I heard that it was six police/stewards jumping on an ex-Palace coach driver. A case of getting your retaliation in first.

You mean extracting the the clumsy way?

 

[Hungry Joe]

**no banjo alert**

Saw this, whoever was down on the steps was down a long time being treated by paramedics, hope they were ok. The bloke taken down by the police was putting up quite a fight before they managed to cuff him and there were a couple of incensed Brighton fans trying to get at him still.

 

[Megazone]

Sounds like the banjo player was pretty bad.

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Now, I heard
....that a coach driver had been instructing six of our best flatfoots in the art of East Anglia Cricket, which is typically played with banjos and turnips, whilst sitting on a rocking chair. The fuzziness were getting frustrated as they struggled with a game designed for people with many more fingers than is usual here in Sussex, when finally Sergeant Stone clicked and howiked one out of sight...

The subsequent scrumdown celebration was 'apparently' just a release of tension on our local constabulary's part....Erm the truncheon thing was just one of those 'force of habit' moments that can happen when defending the peace, as subsequently explained by Inspector Whitewash of of the record corrections squad.

 

[Official Old Man]

Six coppers and one fan, it was the Night Boat Conga (see https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?320677-Mods-and-Rocks)