[Football] Kevin Lasagna.

[Postman Pat]

Lasagna is Pasta it

 

[AmexRuislip]

Isn't his agent the notorious Al Forno? Unless there's a release clause, we won't be able to take him out until he's ready.

I hear Ali Dente is also on the agents books.

 

[MJsGhost]

I hear Ali Dente is also on the agents books.

Yeah, but he's been in a brace ever since he did his ACL

 

[Jack Straw]

He mustn't be affected by all this media attention. He just needs to bruschetta way.

 

[Nibbler]

Quite a tasty player but sadly prone to burn-out if left in for the full 90 minutes.

 

[A1X]

I know a few of the Italian players have musical theatre connections. They might no longer be engaged in match fixing like they were a few years ago but they can still rig a Tony.

 

[schmunk]

I just knew this thread would throw up a fusilli puns.

 

[Mr Bridger]

4 players you might find at a BBQ

Patrick Berger
Paulo Wanchope
Frankie Bunn
Ashley Cole

You’ve missed out Willie Donachie and Phill Babb,

I give you Donachie Babb.

 

[Norman Potting]

Ben White burger roll??

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I haven't seen a picture of the lad but I imagine he is quite beefy.

 

[Jim D]

And Dan Burn?

What about Kerry Mayo?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

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Gnocchi...

Pasta his best.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Pizza Ward

 

[Smirko]

Sign him up, we can guarantee him a pizza the action...

 

[Barham's tash]

Heard he’s very selfish never pastas to his team mates.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Andi Zucchini

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Tariq Lamp-spaghetti.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Minestrone Bloom.

 

[Bakero]

Juan Pablo Angel Hair Pasta

 

[zefarelly]

There's a guy I know in Modena who's got Silky skills, controls the ball like its on carpet. Seems to operate best sandwiched in the middle of a front 3

Matteo Panini