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PILTDOWN MAN

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Just heard on 5live, P kenny is still likely to play against Manure this weekend dispite having his eye brow bitten off in Hartlepool this week ,resulting in 12 stiches:ohmy:
 




Commander

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For some reason I read that as 'kitten's eyebrow bitten off'. Was trying to work out if cats have eyebrows or not. Do they? ???
 




Man of Harveys

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That's fecking disgusting, what happened there?
 


Mr Banana

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Still, at least he didn't lose that testicle on Saturday. Eyebrows must seem like small change compared to El Hadji Diouf stealing one of his vitals.
 






PILTDOWN MAN

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Man of Harveys said:
That's fecking disgusting, what happened there?

He had a fight. Warnock was asked today about the problems at the club, Kenny's fight, the apparent fight between two players in the changing room last week involving a razor blade, and he said there's no problem its just the players acting thick. How long before CKR causes a problem?
 


Starry

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Man of Harveys said:
That's fecking disgusting, what happened there?

Paddy started a rumble with his friend who just told him he'd been humping his wife while Kenny was away playing football. His friend took a chunk from his face.
 




PILTDOWN MAN

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Starry said:
Paddy started a rumble with his friend who just told him he'd been humping his wife while Kenny was away playing football. His friend took a chunk from his face.
He seems to have some nice friends, thats 2 who have shagged his wife
 


Trufflehound

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Juan Albion said:
I thought this was going to be a thread about certain pop legends of the seventies.

Man of Harveys said:
That's fecking disgusting, what happened there?

I know it is. They had a couple of hits in 74-75 including "The Bump" and "Fancy Pants" then mercifully disappeared.
 






Man of Harveys

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Christ - his mate fucks his wife, tells him, then bites half his FACE off? Erm, that doesn't sound very FAIR to me.

I like Paddy Kenny, bloody good keeper.
 




Lammy

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A source said: “I don’t think there is any way back for Paddy and Karen now.”
 




crodonilson

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Didn't she leave him though because he tried to slip his length up her arse despite repeatedly telling him not to??

:glare:
 


robbied69

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what a fecking slag
From BBC Website

Sheffield United manager Neil Warnock says he has no sympathy for Paddy Kenny after the goalkeeper had his eyebrow bitten off in a fight.

The 28-year-old was involved in a brawl in Halifax on Monday.

Warnock told BBC Radio Five Live: "He's let himself down and I think he's more embarrassed about it than anything else. This should have been avoided.

"The lads have got to learn that wherever you are when you're a Premiership footballer, you're news."

Warnock, whose side take on Premiership leaders Manchester United at Bramall Lane on Saturday, added: "I've told Paddy in the past he shouldn't be going out in Halifax.

"All of a sudden he's back out and it isn't a coincidence. He's let himself down.

"He won't be going out in Halifax again. He knows he's let me down, but things happen with young lads like that."

Republic of Ireland keeper Kenny is often the subject of jibes about his weight from rival fans and Warnock joked: "He takes a lot of pressure off me because of the chants he gets during a game.

"You asked is he big enough, I think the answer to that would be yes!"
 
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Del Boy

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poor chap, his wife beds two if his best mates and then one of them bites his eyebrow off! :nono:
 


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robbied69 said:
what a fecking slag
From BBC Website

Sheffield United manager Neil Warnock says he has no sympathy for Paddy Kenny after the goalkeeper had his eyebrow bitten off in a fight.

The 28-year-old was involved in a brawl in Halifax on Monday.

Warnock told BBC Radio Five Live: "He's let himself down and I think he's more embarrassed about it than anything else. This should have been avoided.

"The lads have got to learn that wherever you are when you're a Premiership footballer, you're news."

Warnock, whose side take on Premiership leaders Manchester United at Bramall Lane on Saturday, added: "I've told Paddy in the past he shouldn't be going out in Halifax.

"All of a sudden he's back out and it isn't a coincidence. He's let himself down.

"He won't be going out in Halifax again. He knows he's let me down, but things happen with young lads like that."

Republic of Ireland keeper Kenny is often the subject of jibes about his weight from rival fans and Warnock joked: "He takes a lot of pressure off me because of the chants he gets during a game.

"You asked is he big enough, I think the answer to that would be yes!"

So is Warnock saying that Paddy Kenny should be embarrassed just because he went out in HALIFAX?
 




Everest

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PILTDOWN MAN said:
He seems to have some nice friends, thats 2 who have shagged his wife
Who's next? Warnock?
 




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