Kemy's not sure where he is meant to play on a football pitch?

[Husty]

https://twitter.com/KemyAgustien/status/556407111467675649

There's a prize if you can help him out!

 

[Rugrat]

With a fork at half time ...


.... probably have a sausage on the end of it

 

[DavePage]

All he has to do is keep the chalk liner going in a straight line, go figure.
We can always get someone else to do the circles.

 

[El Sid]

Wide man

 

[Brighthelmstone]

Wide man

Him or his position?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

He should visit the Ann Frank museum to find out what it means to have balls

 

[El Sid]

I hope he paid for the tickets first - I thought only "players" got complimentaries.