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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,697
The Fatherland
Q: What did the air steward say to Kemy?

A: You're supposed to buckle the belt, not the chair.
 




Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
It's not having a scapegoat at all - it's called the vast majority of our fans seeing (again) this excuse for a footballer not putting the effort in while wearing OUR stripes & collecting OUR money for a job. This thread is fully justified - shocking performance & as for the crap he spouts on twitter...
 




Rugrat

Well-known member
Mar 13, 2011
10,224
Seaford
The frustrating thing is there's a good player in there somewhere and it would fill the gap in our midfield.

A few are saying this but I'm not sure why. I've seen pretty well every game he's played for us and he's been dire throughout, with the occasional decent touch. I'm not entirely sure he's done particularly well wherever he's been although have little knowledge.

Sadly he's a lazy wanker who is too far up his own arse to realise. I think he'll be given one last chance against Cheltenham before he's written off by SH and flogged on the cheap.


I'm happy not to see him again and even if he does OK against Cheltenham I'm not sure it proves anything other than he might be OK in L2
 


penny's harmonica

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Jan 30, 2012
738
Utterly hopeless.

His first touch is appalling, his distribution baffling and I could push Dawn French up Everest faster than he can run.

Please let this be the last we see of this clown
 




Chicken Runner61

We stand where we want!
May 20, 2007
4,609
He's got the same stature as Maradonna, Pele, Eseubio, Rooney and every other player under 5'10, having a lower centre of gravity didn't stop them being the best players in the world.

By the same token Yaya Toure sometimes looks fat but because he's big he gets away with it and he's hardly twinkle toes on the attack.

John Parkin was a pie eater but what a player he could be
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,416
Location Location
Lolz.

I normally enjoy your postings but your way off the mark here, he is naturally large, but in good shape. See the post above me he's posted these to twitter regularly anyone who thinks he is fat is just an idiot.

He's not fat as in Pavarotti fat. But as a professional footballer, I think we could say he's "carrying some extra timber".
Wednesday are a poor, poor side, nailed on bottom 6 with very little about them. I absolutely dread to think what Agustien would do against (say) a Derby, who have a fluid midfield with pace to burn. The thought of him "tracking back" to deal with the likes of them is frankly laughable. Complete passenger.
 








empire

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Dec 1, 2003
11,729
dreamland
he didnt get much help from his teammates tbh,
virtually every pass he received was behind him,or when he had 2 players on him.
 




The_Viper

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Oct 10, 2010
4,345
Charlotte, NC
Boring comment.

Barnes and Lopez both tried. There is a difference. Oh and who forced you to read pages of a 'boring thread'?

I didn't read past 2 pages of the same old rubbish cheers. Kemy isn't trying? Well if you'd have told me you could read minds I'd have never posted in this thread.

Who forced you to reply to such a boring comment by the way? ???
 


Herr Tubthumper

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He's got the same stature as Maradonna, Pele, Eseubio, Rooney and every other player under 5'10, having a lower centre of gravity didn't stop them being the best players in the world.

By the same token Yaya Toure sometimes looks fat but because he's big he gets away with it and he's hardly twinkle toes on the attack.

John Parkin was a pie eater but what a player he could be

It stopped Rooney.
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,944
Crap Town
Hardly, he was woeful yesterday, has been consistently woeful, has been previously been told by the club's management to get fit or he won't play, has failed to get fit, has a poor attitude, has talent, but is wasting it. Conclusion: get rid ASAP, but no club will take him I suspect.

No. At least Barnes came up with the goods from time to time, scored some goals and did the dirty work when required.
Watching Kemy makes me feel like I could be a pro footballer!

That's an insult to Barnes who, aside from being a decent player, could never be accused of giving less than his all for the cause - even by his more myopic critics on here.

Did you not notice I ended the post with #scapegoat ? The majority of Brighton fans seem to pick out a player every season to have a go at.
 




T soprano

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Oct 27, 2011
8,018
Posh end of Shoreham
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Someone said to me yesterday he looked a bit rusty, someone else said he hasn't got any heart
 


Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv
Mar 30, 2006
20,748
Eastbourne
I didn't read past 2 pages of the same old rubbish cheers. Kemy isn't trying? Well if you'd have told me you could read minds I'd have never posted in this thread.

Who forced you to reply to such a boring comment by the way? ???
Fair enough. Touche!
 


trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,954
Hove
Did you not notice I ended the post with #scapegoat ? The majority of Brighton fans seem to pick out a player every season to have a go at.

Agreed. Some fans need a scapegoat. But unusually in the Amex era, Kemy possibly deserves a bit of stick. He has never appeared to be in good shape.
 


Smeagull

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Mar 20, 2012
99
I think he has good vision and tries to play some good towards goal passes but just never seems to quite pull it off.
 






perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
Everything was too predictable. Kemy Agustien has looked overall the player most likely to put his foot on the ball and not make the most obvious pass and to do something more interesting. To switch play suddenly.

This is the Luka Modrić style. A player like that would only expected to do a one really good ball in a match and be sound with his passing in other respects. Only really good ball in the match was from O'Grady setting Lualua clear on goal and Lualua shot with his left foot (not the right as I first thought) and this was a very good attempt well saved by Westwood. With a bit more practice, I can see Lualua putting these chances away. That is a striker's ability shooting with either foot when in on goal. I really liked the Lualua new role. Fenelon was superfluous. We need Buckley wide or backing up as he can shoot with either foot as well.
 


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