Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,348
He's fat
He's round...
He's round...
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Kemy Agustien Song ( needs work)
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
- Start date
he loves a fking pound !
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,776
Case proven, m'lud
Paul Reids Sock
Well-known member
He's not good
He's not fit
He's a useless piece of shit
He's not fit
He's a useless piece of shit
gripper stebson
Well-known member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,690
He's fat,
He's round,
He owns loads of stupid clothes but no furniture.
Doesn't really scan.
He's round,
He owns loads of stupid clothes but no furniture.
Doesn't really scan.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
What is the tune for that?
pishhead
Well-known member
He's fat
He's round
His feet can't leave the ground. Cos he's a fat useless waster.
He's round
His feet can't leave the ground. Cos he's a fat useless waster.
grubbyhands
Well-known member
He's fat,
he's round,
he'll sink into the ground,
you'll never run around (him)
his stomach is a mound,
he must weigh four hundred pound............ bored now!
he's round,
he'll sink into the ground,
you'll never run around (him)
his stomach is a mound,
he must weigh four hundred pound............ bored now!
Might scan with Paul Hardcastle's '19'.......
'In March 2016 Kemy signed for Scottish club Hamilton Academical. In May 2016 it was announced that he would leave Hamilton at the end of the 2015–16 season'
'In Uk professional football clubs the average weight of a player is 11 stone'
'Kemy's weight during the 2015/16 season averaged..........................n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen stone, nineteen' etc etc
Hillian1
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He's fat
He's round
But we'll never understand
Cos we don't know what it's like to be him
He's a very philosophical chap
Sausage
He's round
But we'll never understand
Cos we don't know what it's like to be him
He's a very philosophical chap
Sausage
Whoislloydy
Well-known member
What a pointless career that man has had!
2004–2006 Willem II 55 (3)
2006–2010 AZ Alkmaar 25 (2)
2006–2007 → Roda JC (loan) 31 (2)
2008–2009 → Birmingham City (loan) 18 (0)
2009–2010 → RKC Waalwijk (loan) 19 (1)
2010–2013 Swansea City 39 (0)
2011 → Crystal Palace (loan) 8 (0)
2013–2015 Brighton & Hove Albion 13 (0)
2015–2016 Vendsyssel FF 8 (0)
2016 Hamilton Academical 2 (0
2004–2006 Willem II 55 (3)
2006–2010 AZ Alkmaar 25 (2)
2006–2007 → Roda JC (loan) 31 (2)
2008–2009 → Birmingham City (loan) 18 (0)
2009–2010 → RKC Waalwijk (loan) 19 (1)
2010–2013 Swansea City 39 (0)
2011 → Crystal Palace (loan) 8 (0)
2013–2015 Brighton & Hove Albion 13 (0)
2015–2016 Vendsyssel FF 8 (0)
2016 Hamilton Academical 2 (0
Pointless apart from the amount of cash he'll have picked up........(and wasted on junk food)
- Jun 27, 2012
- 14,614
Kemy has now rocked up back in Holland at Dutch 2nd division team FC Dordrecht
Played for the first time this week ; 1-1 draw with RKC.
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Played for the first time this week ; 1-1 draw with RKC.
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Mayonaise
Well-known member
Surely the high point of David Burke's tenure with us. I know there is stiff competition for the biggest waste of money but Kemy is the pinnacle I'd have thought?
SUA Seagull
Well-known member
He wobbles round the ground
