Kemy Agustein - fashion icon

[Bry Nylon]

Third page and still no Hiney Art?

Standards round this place are slipping.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I keep going back to that image, drawn like a rubbernecker at an horrendous car crash, and trying to image the conversation in the shop.

Kemy: So you don't think this outfit will make me look like a complete ****?
Shop assistant: Oh no sir. Most certainly not.
Kemy: So the skin tight leggings and the leopard print patches on my thigh and mid-rift don't make me look like an utter bellend?
Shop assistant: Sir! Of course not.
Kemy: Do you have a hat?

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

I am sure that he is blissfully aware that he has a fair few Twitter followers that track him, not to follow his classless and laughingly gauche clothes sense but maybe, just maybe, to see an odd tweet stressing his commitment to his day job and an ounce of humility towards his embarrassing and disappointing tenure at his current employer.

Cos that'll happen......

 

[happypig]

I'm sorry but I still don't dislike him as much as Robbie Savage (Come to that I don't dislike anyone in football as much as the Gobby Cabbage)

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

I keep going back to that image, drawn like a rubbernecker at an horrendous car crash, and trying to image the conversation in the shop.

Kemy: So you don't think this outfit will make me look like a complete ****?
Shop assistant: Oh no sir. Most certainly not.
Kemy: So the skin tight leggings and the leopard print patches on my thigh and mid-rift don't make me look like an utter bellend?
Shop assistant: Sir! Of course not.
Kemy: Do you have a hat?

Classic
Almost wasted a sip of mai tai such was the mirth of it, shame on you Bry.

 

[sydney]

that picture is evidence enough that the guy is a top drawer , a-grade penis........sackable offence maybe...?

 

[gripper stebson]

Reminds me of the Family Guy quote from Peter Griffin...

"You can tell he's a successful black man because everything he owns is white"!!

 

[Norman Potting]

Perhaps it is a prank from one his friends who has an expert knowledge of "Photoshop", or perhaps Mr. Nylon's spleniforous post is closer to the truth?

 

[Norman Potting]

Me again - I don't think I need to add anything. Would probably work better if I knew how to embed a tweet but it is worth a click.

https://twitter.com/KemyAgustien/status/552017461563105280?cn=cmVjb3NfbmV0d29ya19kaWdlc3RfYWN0aXZl