Keira Knightley

[Questions]

Be honest, it's not Dwarf porn, you just used to borrow a Dwarf's porn which is another matter entirely.

Borrow ? Rented you mean Veg.

 

[Blackadder]

Another vote for Atonement here. Great film.

 

[red star portslade]

I'd love to have her panties clamped over my nostrils and mouth like a World War 2 gas mask until i flaked out through lack of oxygen and was rushed to the Royal Sussex.

Atonement was good too.

 

[hybrid_x]

too skinny, no boobs, very posh.

for these reasons i am out.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

too skinny, no boobs, very posh.

for these reasons i am out.

Bet she is crying into her quinoa tonight after reading that post. I can just see her now logging into NSC and thinking her life is over now hybrid_X isn't going to offer her a knee trembler.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

No, natalie portman wasn't in love actually.


I know what you mean. Keira was Natalie's double when queen amidala and padme were in the same shot.

I meant in star wars?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Atonement

Correct

 

[Marxo]

I believe her nickname is Twice.

 

[fat old seagull]

It's very difficult to get on her tits. Plus she has a chin that could be used to dig pickled onions out of a jar. so for me it's a no.

We're planning a family lunch in the garden tomorrow, as one does from time to time. There will be Ploughmans available I wonder if she would mind standing by the condiments as we don't own a pickle fork. I might then be more able to comment on the titty things.

 

[Acker79]

I meant in star wars?

Yes, hence my second sentence. Wait was that a sarcastic question as if you did mean love actually, carrying on the joke of you asking about natalie portman in love actually... I'm too tired for this...

 

[LamieRobertson]

Ikea Knightly...flat pack

 

[Albumen]

I enjoyed The Jacket.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Yes, hence my second sentence. Wait was that a sarcastic question as if you did mean love actually, carrying on the joke of you asking about natalie portman in love actually... I'm too tired for this...

Me too, I didn't even read the second sentence, my apologies

 

[Basil Fawlty]

One of her best films, she has starred in is A Dangerous Method. Absolutely brilliant performance also she gets spanked extremely hard by lucky ******* Michael Fassbender.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

One of her best films, she has starred in is A Dangerous Method. Absolutely brilliant performance also she gets spanked extremely hard by lucky ******* Michael Fassbender.

Her peformance in that film is atrocious mate, even seeing her spanked hardly made up for how poor she was. The accent was pathetic.

 

[sully]

I thought The Hole was good.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

She is annoying.

 

[melias shoes]

It's very difficult to get on her tits. Plus she has a chin that could be used to dig pickled onions out of a jar. so for me it's a no.

Couldn't have put it better.

 

[TSB]

I thought The Hole was good.

Really?!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I really liked 'atonement'. Was expecting the usual bullshit as it's one of those films that girls like which means that it's almost definitely going to be terrible, but it has a good looking man in it. Was pleasantly surprised though...was entertained. Also that scene on the beach where they're filming all the soldiers (in ONE take apparently) was brilliant.