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Keegan QUOTES
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Statto
007
Same tournament, I also seem to recall prior to a penalty
"Batty won't miss"
I believe that was Ron Atkinson. Still funny though.
Jam The Man
Well-known member
Nope.. definitely Keegan. Question was asked by Brian Moore "You know Batty better than most - will he score - yes or no?"
Keegan "Yes!"
Dammit
Statto
007
I apologise to ATFC Seagull then. I dont know why but I was convinced it was big Ron. I stand corrected
ATFC Seagull
Aberystwyth Town FC
Didn't realise it was phrased like that! What a complete twat of a question from Brian Moore at that stage!
Statto - you'd better be sorry son.
readingstockport
New member
Not exactly the reason I heard about for him getting the kicking I must say.
"ouch, stop hitting me with that baseball bat"
Zesh Rehman
New member
WHAT A f***ing LEGEND, I LOVE THE MAN 
The Merry Prankster
Pactum serva
And that reason was.........?
Jam The Man
Well-known member
Apologies - just re-read my comments and didn't mean to make them sound so curt!
Norman Potting
Well-known member
Allegedly the man said this about transfer windows:-
""Well, that's like asking me who is on my Christmas card list. I sit down with the wife and I say 'Did they send us one last year or this year', and if they haven't we rip the name up and throw it in the bin. But then, a couple of days after Christmas the card might arrive late so we do a card for them on the 28th and date it the 22nd and send it off and hope they don't notice...I haven't a clue what I'm talking about."
More of similar from Kev and others may be found on http://dangerhere.com/ which is worth a look!
""Well, that's like asking me who is on my Christmas card list. I sit down with the wife and I say 'Did they send us one last year or this year', and if they haven't we rip the name up and throw it in the bin. But then, a couple of days after Christmas the card might arrive late so we do a card for them on the 28th and date it the 22nd and send it off and hope they don't notice...I haven't a clue what I'm talking about."
More of similar from Kev and others may be found on http://dangerhere.com/ which is worth a look!
The Large One
Who's Next?
D'oh! That was part of a skit he did. Don't you remember it on The Mary Whitehouse Experience?
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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"theres only one team who's going to win this match, and thats england"
seconds later
"GOAL- ROMANIA"
seconds later
"GOAL- ROMANIA"
Monkster
Ragamuffin
He's started again....with this classic
"As long as they are realistic and patient, we can try to help them have dreams and possibly win something."
"As long as they are realistic and patient,
we can try to help them have dreams and possibly win something." Storer68
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Kevin Keegans last professional game was at the Goldstone - before KO I was standing near the front of the West Stand (behind the fences that were still there at that time) watching the players warm up. Alan Ball was running the touchline, some kids in front of me waved their Autograph books and called Alan Ball over.
Alan: "Yes kids what do you want" (trying hard not to seem too keen that these kids "obviously" wanted his Autograph)
Kids: "Can you get Kevin Keegans autograph for us please?"
Alan: (with all the stature that a World Cup Winner can muster) "F*ck off!!"
Funny though!!!
Sorry but this is tosh . Keegan's last professional games was at Newcastle against us at the end of the 83-84 season when he scored - a rather good chip over Joe Corrigan if i recall.
and how was Alan Ball running the line?