Keegan QUOTES

[Scotty Mac]

in honour of king kevs long awaited return to the game, what is your favourite kevn keegan quote of all time?

mine would have to be the classic medical diagnosis kev once offered

"in some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg"

 

[ATFC Seagull]

"The referee was vertically 10 yards away there"

 

[Munkfish]

in honour of king kevs long awaited return to the game, what is your favourite kevn keegan quote of all time?

mine would have to be the classic medical diagnosis kev once offered

"in some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg"

I have just laughed out loud at my desk at work! oop

 

[pasty]

I remember years ago when he was at Southampton, and he got a bit of kicking in layby or something. He was quoted at the time as saying "If they'd known who I was, they wouldn't have done it"........ Errrr, Kev.........

 

[Scotty Mac]

"they're the second best team in the world, and there is no bigger praise than that"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

'I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.'

 

[Scotty Mac]

"that would have been a goal if it wasnt saved"

 

[Storer68]

Take yoer pick.

"You get bunches of players like you do bananas...though that is a bad comparison."

"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America."

"People will say that was typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose..."

"By the end he [Asprilla] was knackered-o. I think that's the Spanish for it."

"They're the second best team in the world and there's no higher praise than that."

"One of his strengths is not heading."

"He's using his strength and that is his strength, his strength."

"My father was a miner and he worked down a mine."

"If I had a blank piece of paper there'd be five names on it."

"Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries..."

"I didn’t see a lot. When Benitez learns a bit more English someone have to tell him to sit down."

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second to none."

"Against France we'll have to be at our best both technically, tactically and spirit-wise."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."

"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."

"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"He [SWP] is now getting paid what he deserves to be paid. I don't approve of using kids as cheap labour."

"The 33 or 34 year olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."

"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is..."

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."

"You don't get two chances at this level, or at any other level for that matter."

"He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted."

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders."

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight."

"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney."

"England can end the millennium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world."

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon."

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different..."

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg."

"Should Al-Fayed get a British passport? 1000 per cent yes."

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game..."

"Despite his white boots, he has real pace..."

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved."

"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 2Os or 3Os."

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."

"The ref was vertically 15 yards away."

"Sir John Hall was a multi-millionaire when I came back to Newcastle. With all the players I've bought, I'm trying to make him just an ordinary millionaire."

"Football's always easier when you've got the ball."

"People still have the concept of one big bath, but the way forward hygeine-wise is single baths."

"It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card."

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time."

"I'm not trying to make excuses for David Seaman, but I think the lights may have been a problem..."

"The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it."

"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed."

"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow."

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different."

"We managed to wrong a few rights."

"It's my job not to get beheaded."

"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again."

"Sometimes there are too many generals and not enough people waving to the generals as they walk past."

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong."

"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose."

"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field."

"He’s [Shaun Wright-Phillips] got a heart as big as his size, which isn’t big, but his heart’s bigger than that."

"The problem in our country is that we use hindsight as our judge. When she [Margaret Thatcher] was in power, there were a lot of good things done, but people will always pick out bad things. She was a good lady."

 

[Scotty Mac]

keegan = legend

 

[The Large One]

Rob Newman (from memory): "Kevin Keegan says he thinks his attackers didn't recognise who he was when they attacked him with baseball bats in his Land Rover.

Oh yeah? Oh chinny reckon. Those people knew exactly who you were Kevin, it's just that some people have very long memories. They remember that miss in the 1982 World Cup against Spain which meant the England didn't get to the semi-finals.

Trevor Brooking had just floated across the most sublime five 'O' Levels-and-no-bookings cross of his career, and all you had to do was just tap it in with your head, and it would have meant England would have progressed in the World Cup.

BUT YOU HAD TO BE FLASH, and give it the old 'wuurrggh' <flicks curly frizz hair>, and the ball went harmlessly wide.

Who did you think they were, Kevin? 'Oh, sorry Kevin, we thought you were a seal...' "

 

[Jim D]

In the '98 World Cup didn't he also say 'There's only one team that will win this now - and it's England' just before Romania scored the winner.

 

[Il Duce]

My favourite is "You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper - not at this level."

 

[Scotty Mac]

My favourite is "You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper - not at this level."

brilliant quote

 

[ATFC Seagull]

In the '98 World Cup didn't he also say 'There's only one team that will win this now - and it's England' just before Romania scored the winner.

Same tournament, I also seem to recall prior to a penalty

"Batty won't miss"

 

[Il Duce]

Along with Gordon Strachan, Mourinho and MON he is bloody entertaining for his post match comments etc. Trouble is he not trying to be funny! I'm looking forward to some sentimental Keegan-isms after tonights match.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Along with Gordon Strachan, Mourinho and MON he is bloody entertaining for his post match comments etc. Trouble is he not trying to be funny! I'm looking forward to some sentimental Keegan-isms after tonights match.

thats the beauty of it - he just comes out with things without thinking about them. a hero

 

[FamilyGuy]

Kevin Keegans last professional game was at the Goldstone - before KO I was standing near the front of the West Stand (behind the fences that were still there at that time) watching the players warm up. Alan Ball was running the touchline, some kids in front of me waved their Autograph books and called Alan Ball over.

Alan: "Yes kids what do you want" (trying hard not to seem too keen that these kids "obviously" wanted his Autograph)

Kids: "Can you get Kevin Keegans autograph for us please?"

Alan: (with all the stature that a World Cup Winner can muster) "F*ck off!!"

Funny though!!!

 

[Rambo]

The guy is absolute comedy classic - is he Newcastles saviour, hmmm think not!

 

[NMH]

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders."

Comic genius

 

[Jimbo26]

Along with Gordon Strachan, Mourinho and MON he is bloody entertaining for his post match comments etc. Trouble is he not trying to be funny! I'm looking forward to some sentimental Keegan-isms after tonights match.

Lovely word....Keegan..isms. Good stuff.