Kazenga LuaLua

[Mendoza]

he needs a chant to welcome him to Poyet's Orchestra of Flair

 

[The Wizard]

It's not even confirmed yet is it...

 

[Mendoza]

when has the truth ever stopped NSC

 

[The Goon]

der der der der kazenga lualua der der der der kazenga lualua

 

[The Goon]

One lualua!!! there's only one lualua!!!

 

[Bald Gull]

Kazenga Lua Lua
Whatever will be, will be
When you score, do a somersault for me
Kazenga Lua Lua

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Despite having an extra syllable, Kazenga Lua-Lua would seem to fit into 'Que Sera, Sera'.

 

[dingobruce]

Here is his brother's song, can be used as inspiration!

Kazenga, Kazenga, Kazenga LuaLuaaahhhhhh

[YT]Wri7Vm8UYgw[/YT]

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

He needs a chant, along with:

Peter Brezovan
Andrew Crofts
Jim McNulty
Andrew Whing
Tommy Elphick
Gavin Hoyte
Alan Navarro
Liam Dickinson
Gary Dicker
James Tunicliffe
Inigo Calderon
Colin Hawkins
Marcos Painter
Seb Carole
Jamie Smith
Craig Davies
and Chris Holroyd.

In short then, just about every player needs a song, because we're an unimaginative bunch of sods.

 

[Trigger]

Here is his brother's song, can be used as inspiration!

Kazenga, Kazenga, Kazenga LuaLuaaahhhhhh

[YT]Wri7Vm8UYgw[/YT]

That is IMMENSE, that must be played over the tannoy regardless of the fact it says Lomana instead of Kazenga...

I wonder if it's on i-tunes?... I want!

 

[Trigger]

In short then, just about every player needs a song, because we're an unimaginative bunch of sods.

What, even the H-Block goons?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What, even the H-Block goons?

Well, I suppose did forget "der der der der, every player" and "one Tommy Elphick" from the pool of brilliant chants we have about our squad

 

[Mendoza]

He needs a chant, along with:

Peter Brezovan
Andrew Crofts
Jim McNulty
Andrew Whing
Tommy Elphick
Gavin Hoyte
Alan Navarro
Liam Dickinson
Gary Dicker
James Tunicliffe
Inigo Calderon
Colin Hawkins
Marcos Painter
Seb Carole
Jamie Smith
Craig Davies
and Chris Holroyd.

In short then, just about every player needs a song, because we're an unimaginative bunch of sods.

der der der derrr, Peter Brezovan
der der der derrr, Andrew Crofts
der der der derrr, Jim McNulty
der der der derrr, Andrew Whing
der der der derrr, Tommy Elphick
der der der derrr, Gavin Hoyte
der der der derrr, Al Navarro
der der der derrr, Liam Dickinson
der der der derrr, Gary Dicker
der der der derrr, James Tunicliffe
der der der derrr, Inigo Calderon
der der der derrr, Colin Hawkins
der der der derrr, Marcos Painter
der der der derrr, Seb Carole
der der der derrr, Jamie Smith
der der der derrr, Craig Davies
der der der derrr, Chris Holroyd.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He needs a chant, along with:

Peter Brezovan
Andrew Crofts
Jim McNulty
Andrew Whing
Tommy Elphick
Gavin Hoyte
Alan Navarro
Liam Dickinson
Gary Dicker
James Tunicliffe
Inigo Calderon
Colin Hawkins
Marcos Painter
Seb Carole
Jamie Smith
Craig Davies
and Chris Holroyd.

In short then, just about every player needs a song, because we're an unimaginative bunch of sods.

How about...

"When Bennett goes MARCHING down the wing, Carole. Carole"

and

"Dicker do do do. Chasing Cockney's up a tree..."

 

[The Goon]

He needs a chant, along with:

Peter Brezovan never plays
Andrew Crofts Yes we do need one.
Jim McNulty super super jim...
Andrew Whing never plays
Tommy Elphick One tommy elphick?
Gavin Hoyte never plays
Alan Navarro Hi ho alan navarro?
Liam Dickinson I have one, but nobody joins in.
Gary Dicker good point.
James Tunicliffe never plays
Inigo Calderon i thought we had the drinking sherry one?
Colin Hawkins never plays
Marcos Painter ....... any ideas?
Seb Carole never plays
Jamie Smith never plays
Craig Davies never plays
and Chris Holroyd. I'm working on it

In short then, just about every player needs a song, because we're an unimaginative bunch of sods.

need some ideas guys

 

[Dave the OAP]

hang on a cotton pickin minute...its not THE LuaLua...its his cousin

Ah.......

 

[Trigger]

hang on a cotton pickin minute...its not THE LuaLua...its his cousin

Ah.......

Brother, Dave, Brother... Cousins are Tresor Kandol (Leeds) & Yannick Bolasie (Barnet)

 

[Dave the OAP]

ah..that makes it all the better

 

[Simster]

Kasenga WOOOOOA
Kasenga WOOOOOA
He's here on loan from Toon
to play with our soccerflid GOONS

 

[Barrel of Fun]

SIGN HIM UP

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NB Ignore the fact that a lot of his tricks seem to lose the ball


Bolasie began his career as a youth team player with Rushden & Diamonds before spending a season with non-league Hillingdon Borough. Bolasie then moved across Europe to join Maltese Premier League club Floriana. He made 24 appearances for the club, predominantly as a winger - utilising his explosive pace, scoring four goals.

He subsequently came to the attention of Plymouth Argyle and, following a two-week trial, the club signed him for a nominal fee on a two year contract, beating off competition from Sturm Graz, TSG 1899 Hoffenheim, and FC Vaduz in the process.

In order to gain more first-team experience, Bolasie rejoined Conference National club Rushden & Diamonds on loan for a month on 24 November 2008 and played the full 90 minutes on his debut in their victory over Eastbourne Borough.

Yala has had his loan extended by a month, and in January 2009 joined Barnet on loan. He then joined Barnet on loan again for 6 months of the 2009/10 season. On 8th January 2010 he returned to Plymouth Argyle.