Kazenga goes marching down the wing song idea!

[Grovesyg]

il be belting it out in the west stand lower, but i do sit next to an 85 year old lady so may struggle to get her into it. il just change the Fu**ing to Boomin and im sure she will approve.

 

[brunswick]

Flying down the wing?

this

 

[Coleby1007]

Kazenga goes flying down the wing
Lua Lua
The North and West will shout and sing
Lua Lua
Hes faster than a bullet train
pass him the ball and he'll score again
Kazenga, Kazenga Albions 25

 

[Grovesyg]

Wow, it now has verses!

 

[Grovesyg]

I think extending the middle only adds to the song

Kazenga goes flying down the wing
lua lua
The North and West shall shout and sing
lua lua
hes faster than a fighter jet
he shot will break the fu**ing net
Hes quicker than the bullet train
give him the ball and hel score again
And we all bow down to kazenga lua lua

love it!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Wow, it now has verses!

Adding more words will complicate things. Keep it simple and people will remember it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Kaz LuaLua, running down the wing,
Kaz LuaLua, the one who makes us sing,
Kaz LuaLua
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy

Kaz LuaLua, won't you pardon me
Kaz LuaLua, I couldn't help see
Kaz LuaLua
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow

To the tune of Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison

 

[Grovesyg]

Kaz LuaLua, running down the wing,
Kaz LuaLua, the one who makes us sing,
Kaz LuaLua
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy

Kaz LuaLua, won't you pardon me
Kaz LuaLua, I couldn't help see
Kaz LuaLua
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow

To the tune of Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison

haha i love that! apart from drop the Kaz at the start so its just

Lua lua
running down the wing

 

[Shooting Star]

There was a previous suggestion on here that was better IMHO - something like:

kazenga sets off down the wing
Lua lua
And now you'll hear the brighton sing
Lua lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
His shot will break the f**king net
And we all bow down to Kazenga Lua Lua

Love this!

 

[wittaz1985]

I think Coleby1007 has it almost spot on, just think the first line has one too many syllables. May should be:

Kaz goes flying down the wing
Lua Lua
The North and West will shout and sing
Lua Lua
He's faster than a bullet train
Pass him the ball and he'll score again
Kazenga, Kazenga Albion's twenty-five.

Thoughts?

 

[Storer 68]

The first line has to start with a "When" otherwise it doesn't fit the tune.......

So

When kazenga goes flying down the wing
Lua lua
When Kazenga goes flying down the wing
lua Lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
He beats three men and His shot will break the f**********g net

That's why we alll bow down to
Kazenga lua lua!

I gather that it has also been used manure fans for John O'Shea and Sunderland fans for Djiribbel Cssisse

and the original words for those wishing to make more verses....

LyricsThe original lyrics as written by Gilmore, are:[8]


Illustration of a Zouave company on Civil War era broadside of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home".When Johnny comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay
When Johnny comes marching home.
The old church bell will peal with joy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To welcome home our darling boy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The village lads and lassies say
With roses they will strew the way,
And we'll all feel gay
When Johnny comes marching home.
Get ready for the Jubilee,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero three times three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And we'll all feel gay
When Johnny comes marching home.
Let love and friendship on that day,
Hurrah, hurrah!
Their choicest pleasures then display,
Hurrah, hurrah!
And let each one perform some part,
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,
And we'll all feel gay
When Johnny comes marching home.

 

[Southstandseagullsfan]

When kazenga goes flying down the wing
Lua lua
When Kazenga goes flying down the wing
lua Lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
And his shot will break the f**********g net

and we alll bow down to
Kazenga lua lua!

:

 

[wittaz1985]

Maybe its just me but I find saying 'Kazenga' and 'Goes' too much of a mouthful. Maybe this instead:

When Kaz goes flying down the wing
Lua Lua
The North and West will shout and sing
Lua Lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
His shot will break the f*****g net!
Kazenga Kazenga Albion's twenty-five

 

[grummitts gloves]

I quite liked the one someone put on here a while ago along the lines of

Kaz Lua Lua,
He's faster than a car,
A Brighton superstar,
Kaz Lua Lua.

 

[brunswick]

do not lose site of the best one - due to people trying to be creative:

THIS:

When kazenga goes flying down the wing
Lua lua
When Kazenga goes flying down the wing
lua Lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
And his shot will break the f**********g net
and we all bow down to
Kazenga lua lua!


THIS
THIS
THIS

 

[Mr Burns]

There was a previous suggestion on here that was better IMHO - something like:

kazenga sets off down the wing
Lua lua
And now you'll hear the brighton sing
Lua lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
His shot will break the f**king net
And we all bow down to Kazenga Lua Lua

Thats gold

 

[Grovesyg]

Right, thats the song sorted then, just need a group of at least 10 slightly drunk fans to start singing it on saturday! any volunteers?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

And for a bit of variety, although I accept the lyric is a bit random, try this to the tune of Let's All Do The Conga:

Who needs Arsene Wenger
When you've got Kazenga
Lua Lua
Lua Lua

 

[Fef]

For a while now I've been thinking about this, and I'd like to turn it over to the NSC poets for some final polish.
To the tune of 'Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner' ... :guitar:

Maybe it's Kazenga LuaLua
Who's running up and down
He's running ever so speedily
I can't easily
Read his name.

I get a funny feeling inside of me
when'er I watch him play
It must be Kazenga LuaLua
His back flip made my day.

Thank you. I'm here all week.

 

[SirElliotBennett]

There was a previous suggestion on here that was better IMHO - something like:

kazenga sets off down the wing
Lua lua
And now you'll hear the brighton sing
Lua lua
He's faster than a fighter jet
His shot will break the f**king net
And we all bow down to Kazenga Lua Lua

Best so far
I think the last line should be changed though