[Albion] Katie Price

[Lenny Rider]

I think Huddersfield Town have got a better defence.......

 

[dejavuatbtn]

What was it? Someone else had been driving and ran off, but the keys were in her handbag? Hmmm. Flawed!

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I think Huddersfield Town have got a better defence.......

I bet she’s got a better two up front.

 

[AmexRuislip]

'vomit-covered pink Range Rover'

Well the papers got something correct!

 

[strings]

vomit-covered pink

I had that too, one time when I was a teenager and drank too many red reef.

 

[drew]

I bet she’s got a better two up front.

But they're not home grown!!!

 

[Ernest]

More chance of Theresa May winning the World Pool Championship than her getting off

 

[LamieRobertson]

But they're not home grown!!!

Leading to that well known football chant

''Katie Price not two of her own''

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

But they're not home grown!!!

Definitely foreign imports

 

[studio150]

Taxi for Katie, and repeat for at least the next 365 days

 

[Knocky's Nose]

A friend of mine was her hairdresser for a while. When she was going out with that Argentinian bloke (Penna?) he used to tool around in her cars not giving a toss about speed and parking. I assume he thought a speed camera flash was just a 'Pap' !!

The car got speed camera'd about half a dozen times, plus loads of parking tickets - none of which she could be arsed to open, or reply to. It all came on top in the end and she got banned for it for short while. She'd passed all the deadlines to name the driver, etc.

She's a messed up girl. Clearly very mixed up and confused. I wonder wether she's just thick and brings it all on herself, or she needs sympathy.

I'll play the sexist card and say she needs a strong man in her life to take her by the hand and guide her. Instead, she goes for clueless kids or pushovers - and ends up spiralling out of control time after time.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I bet she’s got a better two up front.

Definitely scores more times.

 

[carlzeiss]

Katie Price CLEARED of drink driving after 'claiming friend was behind wheel'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-cleared-drink-14051113

 

[Lenny Rider]

What was it? Someone else had been driving and ran off, but the keys were in her handbag? Hmmm. Flawed!

Clearly not............


And Bexleyheath magistrates have stated she does in fact have a better defence than Huddersfield, and possibly Fulham or Cardiff.

 

[BensGrandad]

I think Huddersfield Town have got a better defence.......

Let us hope it is not as good on 14th March, or we will be in trouble

 

[LamieRobertson]

Let us hope it is not as good on 14th March, or we will be in trouble

Or on March 2nd

 

[BensGrandad]

Or on March 2nd

I just noticed my mistake but it was too late I should have guessed that somebody would have pickled it up. You are of course correct it is the 2nd.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

A friend of mine was her hairdresser for a while. When she was going out with that Argentinian bloke (Penna?) he used to tool around in her cars not giving a toss about speed and parking. I assume he thought a speed camera flash was just a 'Pap' !!

The car got speed camera'd about half a dozen times, plus loads of parking tickets - none of which she could be arsed to open, or reply to. It all came on top in the end and she got banned for it for short while. She'd passed all the deadlines to name the driver, etc.

She's a messed up girl. Clearly very mixed up and confused. I wonder wether she's just thick and brings it all on herself, or she needs sympathy.

I'll play the sexist card and say she needs a strong man in her life to take her by the hand and guide her. Instead, she goes for clueless kids or pushovers - and ends up spiralling out of control time after time.

Doesn't say a lot for Shane Duffy.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Doesn't say a lot for Shane Duffy.

Sorry... in that case, clueless kids, pushovers, and revenge shags.

How's that?

 

[smudge]

I quite like her!
Needs to sort herself out though.