[Sussex] Katie Price Arrested Again for Alleged Drink Driving

[BN9 BHA]

Difficult to even describe how bad this is likely to be

2 massive c**ts

 

[Easy 10]

Does she actually believe that those gigantic pumped-up hardened blobs of plastic and gristle hanging off of her are in ANY way sexy, or alluring ? Added to the fact that by now she'll be sporting a bajingo you could comfortably park a family saloon in.

Grim.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Difficult to even describe how bad this is likely to be

An absolutely perfect fit for GB news though. Hopefully she never leaves that channel.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Eyebrows

I've never noticed them before unless they're shit

 

[MJsGhost]

2 massive c**ts

Is she the host of the original Brighton tunnel club?

Barbs had better get ready for the copyright challenge...

 

[Questions]

2 massive c**ts

And what about Farage ?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Is she the host of the original Brighton tunnel club?

Barbs had better get ready for the copyright challenge...

Hey, what about our Katie hosting "The Price is Right"?

Ah, yes, that's never gonna work on account of she isn't ...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Does she actually believe that those gigantic pumped-up hardened blobs of plastic and gristle hanging off of her are in ANY way sexy, or alluring ? Added to the fact that by now she'll be sporting a bajingo you could comfortably park a family saloon in.

Grim.

That's very descriptive @Easy 10 [blobs / plastic / gristle] - have you been "hands on"?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Does she actually believe that those gigantic pumped-up hardened blobs of plastic and gristle hanging off of her are in ANY way sexy, or alluring ? Added to the fact that by now she'll be sporting a bajingo you could comfortably park a family saloon in.

Grim.

I thought that WAS a family saloon.

I just can't remember if it's a Renault Bajingo or a Seat Bajingo.

 

[dazzer6666]

I thought that WAS a family saloon.

I just can't remember if it's a Renault Bajingo or a Seat Bajingo.

Espace ?

 

[Titanic]

Espace ?

Easily get 2 in the front and 2 in the back with room to spare

 

[NooBHA]

When I saw thi thread bounced again

Just curious - Was anyone else hoping she had been caught driving while drunk in the hope she might eventually go to jail thi time ?

Asking for a friend

 

[dazzer6666]

When I saw thi thread bounced again

Just curious - Was anyone else hoping she had been caught driving while drunk in the hope she might eventually go to jail thi time ?

Asking for a friend

Probably will be as soon as she’s back on the road and in the pink ferrari she’s had specially made. Bankruptcy isn’t what it used to be

 

[dazzer6666]

Easily get 2 in the front and 2 in the back with room to spare

Wide openings front and back apparently, so spacious you can rattle around inside. Airbags are disproportionately sized to the rest of the vehicle though.

 

[Easy 10]

That's very descriptive @Easy 10 [blobs / plastic / gristle] - have you been "hands on"?

Mmmnah. I imagine it'd be like mashing a couple of semi-defrosted haggis's partially stuffed with Lego.

Onto the matter in hand though. Farage/Price together in a studio - is there enough time to call in an air strike ?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Well she's done something I thought impossible.

She has united Brexiteers and remainers. They are together in unison. As one they tweet:

"We're not watching that shit"

What a woman.

 

[Eric the meek]

I thought that WAS a family saloon.

I just can't remember if it's a Renault Bajingo or a Seat Bajingo.

It was the Citroen Bajingo. The one with lots of hidden cubby holes and compartments. You could fit anything in it.
A lifetime's supply of Polyfilla. A whole conference of psychiatrists. A rotary muck-spreader. They'd all squeeze in.

 

[TugWilson]

Does she actually believe that those gigantic pumped-up hardened blobs of plastic and gristle hanging off of her are in ANY way sexy, or alluring ? Added to the fact that by now she'll be sporting a bajingo you could comfortably park a family saloon in.

Grim.

The way she drives ! .....two at least

 

[Normal Rob]

I applaud the ethnic diversity.

 

[A1X]

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I applaud the ethnic diversity.

Very representative of Crawley as a town