Katie Hopkins naked with a halal sausage up somewhere unmentionable

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Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
 








Pretty Plnk Fairy

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Jan 30, 2008
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in the process of makeing some artisan sausages for Arundul farmers market next weekend. get the casings from a internet wholesaler and use finely ground organic pork from a local farmer. cant go into too much detail as OB may be watching and could try steal my recipe but the secret is to get the seasonning right. i use fennel and garlic to give a little bit of kick to the taste whilst retainering the overall taste of the meat.

last time i was at the market some Toby undercut me on price by 40p a half dozen, impacted on my profit margings, some of the lads werent impressed, had to put him in his place. cant go into detailas as OB may be watching but those ITK know that they swapped the labels on his brown sauce and ketchup bottles. That melt wont try to do me down again.

Regards

DR
 


The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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Serious question: Where did she actually start out, is she a journalist?
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Serious question: Where did she actually start out, is she a journalist?

She started off as a contestant on The Apprentice. In keeping with every other contestant who made an impact on that show who could not bear to share oxygen with grizzled old Sir/Lord/whatever Sugar, let alone work for him, she jumped ship earlydoors for a minor career in the media.
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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I'm surprised fellow media whore Russell Brand hasn't offered to eat the sausage in some sort of dystopian anal version of the Jagger / Faithfull Mars Bars incident.
 




















Everest

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Jul 5, 2003
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Southwick
Hopkins wrote: "Vote Zac. Because if you don't, I'll run Regent Street naked with a sausage up my bum."

Let's hope she does it.
At least it'll stop her talking out of it for a while.
 


Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007
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I have to confess I'm not still entirely clear on who Katie Hopkins is or why I should care. But it seems she could do wonders for the sausage industry.
 










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