[Music] Katherine Jenkins Re-confirmed As Simpleton Welsh TWAT

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Katherine Jenkins to pull out of Pope concert over lost luggage'​

Katherine Jenkins Pope show to go ahead despite lost luggage

The singer says "the show must go on" after accusing BA of losing her luggage on her way to Rome.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Surely she could just pop to Gucci or Prada for a new dress? - plenty of posh places in Rome to get something!

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Couldn't the pope lend her one of his dresses?

 

[Boroseagull]

Attention seeking in its highest form

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Surely she could just pop to Gucci or Prada for a new dress? - plenty of posh places in Rome to get something

This

 

[carlzeiss]

Still would though

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Emotional baggage?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Harsh. It's not like a man where a simple shirt and a pair of trousers would suffice.

 

[hart's shirt]

Surely she could just pop to Gucci or Prada for a new dress?

I'm sure the Pope would've allowed her to charge it to his PaPal account.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Paris]

Still would though

Yeah, the Pope's not a bad looking bloke.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Attention seeking in its highest form

Well, he is Scottish.

 

[Badger]

Has she actually said it's because her dress is in her luggage? As far as I can see, she has said it's because she's lost her luggage, not any particular item. Maybe there's something else she needs to perform.

 

[Stat Brother]

#TeamCharlieChurch.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

This

Primark is probably more what she is used to in her home town of Neath.

 

[banjo]

At least he won’t have to put up with that screeching racket.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I'm sure the Pope would've allowed her to charge it to his PaPal account.

Any more puns and some people are going to get very cross.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well, he is Scottish.

Racialist

 

[BLOCK F]

Lovely looking lady with a good voice.
For a Welsh simpleton, I think she has done rather well in life.
Don’t suppose she’ll take much notice of the racist and mysogonistic comments on NSC.

 

[Weststander]

A cardinal sin, not having a contingency.