[TV] Kat Slater (Eastenders)

[Gabbafella]

Face like a dropped pie.
I wouldn't touch that with someone else's.

 

[vegster]

I do feel sorry for the cast of EastEnders, they must come in on Mondays and read the scripts and weep. The latest tosh is the alleged hard nut Aiden who walks around tapping his hat with his finger and saying " where's me money " ? he has threatened everyone in the square in at least three rotations without actually doing anything and it's quite pitiful. Even sadder is that it seems any actor that leaves EastEnders gets their braces caught in the door on the way out and inevitably has to come back in to the soap version of Groundhog Day eventually.

 

[jackanada]

Last time I watched EastEnders Martine Mccutcheon was still fit.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Back in EastEnders at the end of the first episode tonight.

Jesse Wallace is a superb actress. Can't wait to see her walk through the Queen Vic doors and seeing everyone's faces after they thought she was dead. Every once a year a character comes back that makes you want to watch it.

And yes. I would.

I haven't watched east Enders for ages, but t last nights second episode was absolute comedy genius.

 

[shaolinpunk]

I saw her on a night out in Brighton once. We had a tube station theme so I was dressed as Barking with toy dogs strapped to my body. She was at the bar next to me, saw them and said one of the dogs reminded her of her dog. She then decided it was making her sad and started trying to rip the dogs off of me, before a friend dragged her away.

 

[crodonilson]

Anyone see Jean doing her sausage surprise again last night? Would love to know what the surprise is.

 

[desprateseagull]

how did she 'die' last time? and where did denise van outen go?

 

[el punal]

Council House

Most people would have used a discreet hotel.

 

[Bladders]

Is Ozcabs still running out of the cafe?


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[Mo Gosfield]

A few years back, she booked her wedding and reception at the Lodge in Richmond Park. Big, big do at very expensive prices. At very short notice ( 2-3 days ) she pulled the plug on it after discovering that her hubbie to be had been unfaithful.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Anyone see Jean doing her sausage surprise again last night? Would love to know what the surprise is.

To be honest, I was quite surprised when I saw this thread wasn't started by you Crodo!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

how did she 'die' last time? and where did denise van outen go?

If she had any sense, to Walford station and a tube ride back to sanity.

 

[vegster]

A few years back, she booked her wedding and reception at the Lodge in Richmond Park. Big, big do at very expensive prices. At very short notice ( 2-3 days ) she pulled the plug on it after discovering that her hubbie to be had been unfaithful.

Life imitating art ?

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

EE STILL have not explained how her and Alfie were left drowning in Ireland and next thing they are returning to the UK via a stint in Spain with ZERO mention of the drowning incident...maybe they couldnt be bothered since the Ireland thing was not directly related to EE - dont think they ever mentioned that program they were from Walford so not really playing same characters?

 

[Durlston]

That Hayley is a right skanky whore. How could Alfie knock her up? She looks and sounds like a crack head.

 

[crodonilson]

That Hayley is a right skanky whore. How could Alfie knock her up? She looks and sounds like a crack head.

It’s a good point but what about the caf putting their prices up this week? £4.90 now for a coffee and a cake.

 

[Easy 10]

Face like a dropped pie.

Genuine LOL. I love that.

I'm having it.

 

[Gabbafella]

Genuine LOL. I love that.

I'm having it.

I aim to please. Often miss, but I still aim nonetheless.

 

[Easy 10]

I aim to please. Often miss, but I still aim nonetheless.

Even the missus laughed. And that only usually happens when I hurt myself.

 

[desprateseagull]

Sure i've seen Kat in a former life..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8GYtknBr2E