[Albion] Kaoru Mitoma

[huzzah]

God his first touch is delicious isn’t it.

my nephew upon visiting his first game with me (against Wolves) said he was like a robot with pillows on his feet. It's difficult to look into the minds of young people, but this is what chatgpt told me he meant.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Can only hope that he gets injured at the end of the season. Because if you're man u , spurs , arsenal etc he's about as no brainer signing as it gets in the premier league.

What a bizarre take. I kinda get the point you're trying to make, but there's no way I would wish injury on ANY player – let alone a Brighton one!

 

[Happy Exile]

His best mate is apparently Tanaka, they played in the same academy together and are childhood friends.

Tanaka plays for...Leeds.

I hope Tony knows what he needs to do for so many reasons.

 

[macbeth]

His best mate is apparently Tanaka, they played in the same academy together and are childhood friends.

Tanaka plays for...Leeds.

I hope Tony knows what he needs to do for so many reasons.

he also happens to be a very decent player

 

[Han Solo]

His best mate is apparently Tanaka, they played in the same academy together and are childhood friends.

Tanaka plays for...Leeds.

I hope Tony knows what he needs to do for so many reasons.

Yes they looked dirty good together when I was watching most Kawasaki games (they played amazing football in the covid years). Tanaka the playmaker and Mitoma as a winger. Reo Hatate who plays for Celtic was also part of that team.

 

[burnee54]

amazed we still have him tbh

The money we make on shirt sales to the japanese tourists far outweighs any profit we would make on a sale. Long may that be the case.

 

[Motogull]

That first touch for the first goal may be the best I have ever seen.

Amazing to take it so well without breaking stride.

So good that it was tricky to spot, subtlety guiding the ball as he moved to exactly where he wanted it without breaking stride.

Who do we swap him for at Palace, seeing as how he wouldn't make their starting 11?

 

[Han Solo]

The money we make on shirt sales to the japanese tourists far outweighs any profit we would make on a sale. Long may that be the case.

If the club sells a shirt it can likely expect somewhere between 7% and 10% in profit for each sold shirt, depending on the deal with the kit producer.

If we say 10% to make it easy, Brighton makes £8 on every £80...

So to make the £50m we might get from Mitoma from tourists buying shirts rather than a player sale, we'll have to sell 6,2 million Mitoma shirts...

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

All 15 of his record breaking PL goals.

 

[essbee1]

Amazing that no commentators / analysis experts on the tele picked up on it - as far as I heard anyway. It was just a "simple goal".

To control a ball coming over your head, kicked from the other half of the pitch as you are sprinting and without breaking stride - quite astonishing. And yet none of the "experts" noticed.

That's because the "experts" are obsessed with tedious positional play and f****g boring team strategies; completely oblivious to the skills
of an individual player.

 

[AmexRuislip]

God his first touch is delicious isn’t it.

Gets better the more you watch

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Amazing that no commentators / analysis experts on the tele picked up on it - as far as I heard anyway. It was just a "simple goal".

To control a ball coming over your head, kicked from the other half of the pitch as you are sprinting and without breaking stride - quite astonishing. And yet none of the "experts" noticed.

They are all too busy wallowing in the demise of ManUre.